Wednesday, December 28, 2016

WikiLeekZ
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game


2 0 1 6      First Annual
The  W i k i Z *
To Honor Significant Americans who are no longer with us (with a few exceptions)

*(Sorry, show tickets sold out)
*Winners need not be present to accept awards

2016  WikiZ AwardZ

Most Important Political Mover and Shaker   Fidel Castro & Shimom Perez (tie)        Runners Up      Nancy Reagan   Tom Hayden   Phyllis Schafly  

Brightest Light on Stage   Prince & David Bowie (tie)      Runners Up  George Michael & Glenn Frey           Honorable Mentions       Leonard Cohen   Merle Haggard  Leon Russell 

Brightest Light on Screen   Carrie Fisher & Gene Wilder    Honorable Mentions   Hugh O'Brian   Robert Vaughn George Kennedy    

Most Unexpected, Astounding Loss     Carrie Fisher     

Best Quote   Carrie Fisher    “Youth and beauty are not accomplishments; they’re the temporary happy by-products of time and/or DNA. Don’t hold your breath for either.”

Most Important Cultural Achievements (not including stage or screen)   Umberto Ecco   Harper Lee   Pierre Boulez  (tie)

Most Loved Celebrity   Zsa Zsa Gabor          Zsa Zsa was married 9 times and loved by many more men

Most Popular Man in SpaceDavid Bowie…for Space Oddity         Runner Up   John Glenn    Honorable Mention   Edgar Mitchell 

The Most Popular Man in the World and G. O. A. T.  Muhammad Ali       Runner Up   Arnold Palmer   in both categories…most popular and Greatest Of All Time

Longest Dictator to Hold Office in Modern History   Fidel Castro.         Only Queen Elizabeth has ruled an island nation longer

Most Beloved Political Figure   Barack Obama   Runner Up   Donald Trump
Most Disliked Political Figure   Barack Obama   Runner Up   Donald Trump


Most Respected Supreme Court Justice by Half the Nation     Antonin Scalia                                                                 Least Respected Supreme Court Justice by the Other Half      Antonin Scalia

Most innovative First Lady   Nancy Reagan      for introducing astrology into the White House as a diplomatic & political tool.  She also won for introducing the Little Red Dress into political couture 

Funniest, Most Outrageous Comic Writer in America        Gene Wilder     Runner Up   Antonin Scalia        Honorable Mention   Gary Shandling

Most Unexpected Loss     Carrie Fisher     Runners Up    George Michael    Prince

Made Greatest Impact on Culture   Prince   Leonard Cohen   Garry Marshall   Umberto Ecco

Wiki’Z  Personal PickZ     Gary Shandling    Bill Cunningham   Leonard Cohen   Arnold Palmer     Alan Rickman

2017 has to be better, right?

Happy New Year everyone as we contemplate the remote possibility of our own mortality.

Cheers,
Zeny


Pat Harrington David Bowie Dan Haggerty Anton Yelchin Noel Neill Steven Hill Gene Wilder Hugh O'Brian Robert Vaughn Florence Henderson Fidel Castro      Van Williams John Glenn Alan Thicke  Zsa Zsa Gabor  George Michael Antonin Scalia  Alan Rickman  Muhammad Ali   Nancy Reagan   Arnold Palmer   Morley Safer Garry Shandling  Garry Marshall  Leonard Cohen   George Kennedy  Merle Haggard    Shimom Perez  Phyllis Schafly Edgar Mitchell Elie Wiesel  Umberto Ecco  Gwen Ifill Bill Cunningham   Monte Irvin Leon Russell Carrie Fisher Prince Janet Reno Nate Thurmond Pierre Boulez Harper Lee   Glenn Frey Gordie Howe Tom Hayden

Saturday, December 17, 2016

                                                        
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December 16, 2016

WikiLeekZ Exclusive!:

The Real Donald Trump

For all of his adult life, Donald Trump has cultivated a persona replete with braggadocio, womanizing, empire building and ruthlessness in his business dealings. However, in an ironic twist of fortune, WikiLeekZ has recently uncovered a veritable treasure trove of documents including color and black and white photos, his bold hand-written notes, grainy, unsteady Super 8 mm movies, partial pages of bank records and smart phone videos.

This irrefutable evidence exposes President-Elect Trump for what he really is and has so assiduously been keeping from the public for decades…a closeted liberal/progressive capitalist.

The first blockbuster piece of evidence is a candid, grainy B&W 8x10 still photograph of Trump and Mother Teresa ladling out vichyssoise to lepers in India. The barely legible hand writing on the back of the photograph reads ’Donald T and Mother T, Calcutta’. No date noted. However, our forensic team, by zeroing in on the wall calendar, has determined that the date is approximately the time of the opening of Trump’s hotel in Pune.

In a NYC photograph of more than a thousand fast food workers marching for a $15 minimum wage, Mr Trump can be seen in one of the first rows of marchers holding a half-eaten Big Mac in one hand and a Large Fries, coated with ketchup in the other. One of the workers marching alongside Trump was quoted as saying that Trump told him that he began his participation at the 40th St. and Madison Ave McDonald’s and that he heard that they were stopping off at every fast food joint along the march en route to City Hall. Trump endorsed that plan and vowed to support the march by buying a Whopper, a Dave’s Hot ‘n Juicy and an order of Steakhouse Nachos at Taco Bell along the way. When queried as to his opinion about Minimum Wage, he answered, “Everyone deserves a Minimum Wage”.

A cell phone photo revealed that during a little known and unpublicized visit to his golf resort in Scotland, as Mr Trump was playing golf on a fairway alongside the sea, he noticed a large group of people walking between the water and his golf course. He drove his golf cart over to where they were, concerned that they were up to some anti-Donald, nefarious activity such as picking up stray balls and donating them to the anti-development charity to be held the next week. As he drew closer, he noticed that they carried large orange bags and sure enough, they were bending down, picking up objects and putting them into their orange bags. He approached and asked them what they were doing so close to his golf course.
“Why Mr Trump, it’s Earth Day and were restoring our coast to its natural pristine condition”. “
Well, that’ great! I’ve always supported Earth Day by surveying all of the undeveloped earth and planning my next big building. Your work will definitely improve my property value” he replied, as he noticed a young lady with a smart phone nearby. “Say, would you take a photo of me with this group”? He put his arm around a very attractive redhead…asking, “How about coming to the club for dinner with me tonight? And, let’s move that big Earth Day sign around so the clubhouse is in the background”.

These graphic revelations are only a few of the many liberal/progressive charitable associations these newly found pieces of evidence have unearthed. Other organizations that Mr Trump has been seen associating with are Code Pink, Green Peace, PETA, League of Women Voters and the San Francisco Gay Pride Parade where he’s seen riding with Dykes on Bikes.


Zeny

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Vecchi Leoni

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“Satire Is Our Game, WikiLeekZ Is Our Name”



Dec 9, 2016

Exclusive Spy Report: Dems form Conspiracy…

Vecchi Leoni Conspiracy:

Harry Reid, Minority Senate Leader and long-time Nevada Senator had quite a sendoff a few days ago; that was the story most covered by the national press. However, the far bigger story happened later that night in Washington’s most prestigious and expensive restaurant…and was not reported on previously until this WikiLeekZ exclusive story.

As many of you know, WikiLeekZ has surreptitious ‘reporters’ working at all bars, restaurants, hotels and brothels in WDC that may or may not be venues frequented by the movers and shakers in our nations’ capital. We had such a ‘spy’ in Maxi’sBar, the exclusive DC eatery run by Maxine Aguas when 8 prominent DC insiders met in their private dining room 2 nights ago. The private dining room has a secret, separate entrance found in the Men’s restroom in the Noodle Joint next door. Two of the attendees had to pretend to be transsexual in order to gain entrance into the Noodle Joint’s Men’s room and ultimately, the private dining room of Maxi’sBar.
The reason for the meeting and secrecy was to outline a plan put forward by 83 year old Senator Diane Feinstein of California. Simply put…”Why don’t we all get together and form a gang to fight against the crazy Trump ideas and then, run for President next time”? They decided to call it Vecchi Leoni.

Barrack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale attended. Our ‘reporter’ reported that no alcohol was served, no cell phones were in evidence and no voices were raised. The reporter also said that smiles were in abundance and that everyone came equipped with binders or iPads and after a quick snack of deep fried cheese balls and Saltines washed down with Mtn Dew, the discussion began with Senator Feinstein leading.
Warren Buffett was chosen as the next Democratic Party Presidential Nominee and Bill Gates as the Vice Presidential nominee. Joe Biden would run for Congress in Delaware and become Speaker of the House when the Dems sweep the 2020 election, making him 3rd in line for the Presidency..

Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton would immediately start campaigning in the South to break up the Republican Southern monopoly. They would visit every NASCAR race, eat more than their share of BBQ’ed ribs and attend every white Baptist church in the South at least one time before the 2020 election. Hillary would team up with Michelle Obama, Feinstein, Barbra Boxer and Elizabeth Warren to secure an overwhelming majority of women voters by promising free day care and free twice a month Spa treatments.

President Obama will campaign day in and day out in every inner city in the country, go to every AME church and meet with the Mensa Society once a month thereby securing an overwhelming majority of brilliant African Americans.  Mondale, Bruce Springsteen and Biden will spend the next 4 years in Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin going to county fairs, union meetings and bowling league championships in an effort to make factory workers feel respected and valued. George Soros will be the Finance Chairman, whose main task will be to remind Gates and Buffet when to write the checks.

They all feel confident that the intellectuals, ACLU and Choice people, artists and students will come along out of habit. Bernie Sanders will divide his time with Bruce, Biden and Mondale at union meetings and going to college campuses with Neil de Grasse Tyson.

The Vecchi Leoni Conspiracy is intended to bring the Democratic Party back to its time honored position as friend of the working man and woman and breathe new life into a defeated organization. Having the richest and 2nd richest men in America as candidates, they believe, will restore confidence in the government by the Working Class, the Working Poor and the declining Middle Class.

WikiLeekZ suggests that  they form a new party called the Vecchi Leoni Party and, as America ages, they will soon have a super majority and could just sit back in their the rocking chairs instead of reclining in those uncomfortable bus seats and win handily.

They finished the dinner and the evening with a dessert called Make America Bake Again!

Zeny