Saturday, December 30, 2017

Let us celebrate the living and pause to reflect upon and recognize those no longer with us.

Let us    Be Good             Do Good  
                           
MAGA

Make America Good Again


Fats Domino                       Jim Nabors                       Robert Guillaume            Tom Petty
Monty Hall                         Hugh Hefner                     Jake LaMotta                   Harry Dean Stanton
Don Williams                     John Ashbery                    Jerry Lewis                       Dick Gregory
David Casidy                      Della Reese                      Al Jarreau                         Dina Merrill
Shelley Berman                  Glen Campbell                 Jeanne Moreau                 Sam Shepard
Martin Landau                   Adam West                        Helmut Kohl                    Gregg Allman
Manuel Noriega                 Frank Deford                     Zbigniew Brzezinski        Roger Moore
Roger Ailes                        Jonathan Demme              John Geils                         Don Rickles
Jimmy Breslin                    Chuck Berry                     Robert H. Miche               Bill Paxton
Alan Colmes                      Mary Tyler Moore             Gene Cernan                    Dick Enberg


HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Saturday, December 23, 2017


Trump Silenced!

A WikiLeekZ Exclusive…

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Beginning Tuesday, December 26, all major Fact-Based media and news organizations will maintain ‘Radio Silence’ in regard to President Trump and his administration.

With overwhelming support from their viewers and readers, Reuters, CNN, HuffPost, ABC and dozens of other Fact-Based organizations and outlets have decided that it is in the best interest of the American people to provide a hiatus from the constant stream of lies emanating from the White House and Trump, in particular.

The group press release states…”As of Tuesday, December 26, 2017, the undersigned will maintain a strict code of silence in regard to any and all written, spoken or image-based information released by the White House, President Trump or anyone associated with these 2 entities for a period of one week. After that trial period, we will re-assess whether it is better to serve as a megaphone for lies, trickery and deceit or to simply report the actual news straight up.

We are heartened by the support of our constituency and feel as if the cessation of repeating false statements will benefit the country. If news such as a nuclear war breaks out or the EPA gives the go ahead to dump nuclear waste into the headwaters of the Mississippi, we will cover such a story”.
Signed…CNN, MSNBC, AP, etc, etc.

FOX, Breitbart, RT, Cozy Bear and Fuzzy Bear will continue as usual.

WikiLeekZ applauds the effort and feels as if a calming of the nation and a general well-being will descend upon this great country of ours in the wake of deceit-free headlines and fact-based reporting.


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Sunday, December 17, 2017

Trump White House Bans Evidence-based, Vulnerable, transgender fetus…

WikiLeekZ has learned, that according to the Washington Post, the Trump Administration has banned the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention the use of certain words in budget documents. Among the banned words are: "diversity," "fetus," "transgender," "vulnerable," "entitlement," "science-based" and "evidence-based."

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WikiLeekZ has also obtained orders that will be sent to Cabinet level departments and agencies that bans the use of the following words and phrases…

Defense Department-   peace, whistleblower, transgender,
CIA                  intelligence, truth, Russia, golden showers, Steele Dossier
State Dept-   Russia, Ukraine, Putin, negotiation, expert, experienced, Merkel  
Agriculture    Monsanto, GMO, agribusiness
Education     hi scool, giografy, tex bookz,
Housing         rats, slumlords, broken, fairness
D O J              Russia, pardon, Mueller, taxes, Flynn, Manafort, Trump
EPA                Paris, clean air, clean water, wind, solar, earth, climate change

When WikiLeekZ questioned Sarah H Sanders at the Daily Press Briefing about these words, she replied…”this is just the beginning, we have 100’s of people working day and night on this and are reviewing Orwell’s 1984

Or…was that what Mnunchin said last week?

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017


                                                                       Halleluja !


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Jones beats accused Pedophile, Trump & Bannon!

This morning Trump tweeted…

Donald J. Trump    @realDonaldTrump 
“The reason I originally endorsed Luther Strange (and his numbers went up mightily), is that I said Roy Moore will not be able to win the General Election. I was right! Roy worked hard but the deck was stacked against him”!

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WikiLeekZ can report that the White House is preparing a statement as follows:

President Trump, this morning, blamed Alabama Republicans, the lyin’ girls, the Russians, CNN, MSNBC, George Soros and Nancy Pelosi for the close loss to Doug Jones in the Alabama Special Election. My friend, the pedophile, would have easily won bigly, bigger than ever, Trump said, if it were not for all of the above and the 400 pound guy in the basement and Fake News.

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Sunday, December 10, 2017


Y     F M   Z

Lancaster Winter Scene, Pennsylvania                                     Photo by Zeny


Whatever holiday you celebrate, I wish Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones.
I hope your Holiday Season is filled with happiness, hope and health for you during the next few weeks and continues into the New Year for you and for all those you hold dear.

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and remember...
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Friday, December 8, 2017

What do Roy Moore, Auschwitz and the Roman Colosseum all have in common?

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At a recent Roy Moore campaign rally in Florence, Alabama, one of the few African-Americans in the crowd asked the candidate when he thought was the “last time” America was great.  Moore answered…

“I think it was great at the time when families were united. Even though we had slavery, they cared for one another. ... Our families were strong, our country had a direction”

WikiLeekZ reports that one of the 3 Jews at that same rally asked Moore when he thought was the “last time” Germany was great. Moore answered that “it was in the 1940’swhen the Jews were all gathered together in harmony at Treblinka and Auschwitz and Germany was very strong”.

Just before publishing time, WikiLeekZ found a fitting quotation from ancient Rome… where a Roman citizen declared that, “of course, we have our slaves” but  he admired the Christians most of all because “Christians were so accomplished in creating amusement for Romans, who had conquered most of the known world”.

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Thursday, December 7, 2017

Trump to Move US Capital to Moscow

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In a move that startled a few people, President Trump announced today that the US Capital will move from Washington DC to Moscow.
 
“This is not something new for me. I’ve been thinking about this move for a long time, a very long time. Many people tell me that the move is way overdue and I hear that America is more united on this move than ever before”.

“Furthermore, this move has nothing to do with declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel and moving the US Embassy to Jerusalem.”

“Moving the US Capital to Moscow will put us much closer to Jerusalem and, my friend Vlad has offered to build us a very fine White House, Senate and House of Representatives buildings…all at his cost plus the cost of labor to install spying devices.

 Also, he has graciously offered us a new Supreme Court building and a Russian version of our Pentagon”.

Trump went on to say…

 “The thing that clinched the deal, and it’s a very good deal, by the way, is that Putin offered to staff the Pentagon and Supreme Court with many Russian experts at no cost, thus saving our country millions”. 

General Flynn, Manafort, Gates and Papadopoulos are all on my short list for Ambassador to Russia. They each bring years of experience in Russia and have developed excellent relationships with Russian officials in the Diplomatic Corps and Intelligence Services.

“Mitch and Paul are both on board and we will have the votes to make the move permanent before New Years’ Eve, 2017”.

“Happy Holidays everyone, and don’t forget that your mandatory Russian lessons begin in January”.

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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Trump and RNC throw support to Roy Moore

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WikiLeekZ  and numerous media outlets  report today that President Trump and the Republican National Committee are going all out to help the accused child molester, Roy Moore, by endorsing his bid for the Alabama Senate seat.

Taking a cue from Democratic Rep. Conyers ‘retirement’ message today in which he endorsed his son John Conyers III to succeed him in Congress; the Republican National Committee is searching for descendants of a number of former office holders. 

They are looking for sons and grandsons of George Wallace, Strom Thurmond, Joseph McCarthy, Jefferson Davis and even John Wilkes Booth in an effort to bolster their candidate pool in the 2018 mid-terms.


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Sunday, December 3, 2017


Predator's Ball Invitation

Weinstein, Lauer, Roy Moore & Trump to co-host the (Sexual) *Predator’s Ball

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders, while commenting today at the Daily White House Press Briefing, announced that Harvey Weinstein, Matt Lauer and Roy Moore, along with President Trump, will be co- hosting  a White House charity event to raise funds for the American Society Against the Cruelty to Men...to be called The (Sexual) Predator’s Ball.

In a prepared statement, Sanders remarked that recently men have been getting the short end of the stick and that someone, somewhere needs to come to their rescue and help the fallen men with their skyrocketing legal bills and to assist in job re-training and placement.

The Ball promises to be a glittering affair with dozens of A List names already committed to attend. Bill O’Reilly, Representative Conyers, Kevin Spacey and Charlie Rose are just a few of the A Listers. Bill Cosby will be the headliner and Louis C.K will MC the affair with special guest appearance by Roman Polanski.

The Ball Committee has decided to save money and not hire an orchestra because, Melania, Sarah, and Ivanka, are the only women who are expected to attend thus, few dance partners.

According to Trump, the 2017 (Sexual) Predator’s Ball will be the biggest Ball of the season and will demonstrate the size of our ‘Balls’, “we have some of the biggest Balls in the country...our ‘Balls’ are HUGE, very large...much bigger that Tiny Rocket Man’s ‘Balls’ and bigger than Little Marco’s Balls.”

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*The original 1980’s Predators' Ball was an investment gala for corporate raiders and financiers. The term became the title of a book about the rise of junk bond trading and the fall of Drexel and Michael Milken. 









Friday, December 1, 2017

The Swamp Is Being Drained! Trump Was Right

Trump’s Swamp Draining Project … Mike Flynn, Tom Price, Mike Dubke,  Steve Bannon, Sebastian Gorka, Sean Spicer, Reince Priebus, and Anthony Scaramucci…all out of the Swamp

Draining the Entertainment Swamp Now…Next to Go, the Political Swamp

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Some of the biggest names in the field of Entertainment are being dragged out of the dank, dirty Swamp and into the light of day. Who would have thunk it? Every day brings a new revelation… or 2, that the Entertainment Swamp is being drained of its Unsavory Creatures.

I wonder if those rabid summer crowds envisioned figures such as Ailes, Mike Flynn, Roy Moore, Bill O’Reilly and ultimately, the Creature of All Creatures, as part of the Swamp-Draining process? All the while chanting ‘Drain the Swamp’ and cheering when the red-capped High Holy Swamp Creature suggested that they ‘Lock Her Up’?

Political Swamp Creatures are also being now being hauled out, albeit a bit more slowly, with the Biggest Political Swamp Creature of All still eluding capture. 

However, judging by the rapid demise of Swamp Creatures as a whole, we can anticipate that the Washington-by way of NYC Swamp Creature of Creatures will be unceremoniously dragged out of the DC Swamp within a year.

Other Political Swamp Things such as Roy Moore, won’t even make it to WDC to be pulled out and others will quietly slink away through the fetid morass…from their exalted positions of power before public opinion, the press and courageous women cause their undignified public exit from the Swamp.


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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Trump Apes Right Wing Zealots

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Earlier today, President Trump re-tweeted unverified, questionable videos purporting to show Muslims assaulting people and smashing a statue of the Virgin Mary.

In answering questions by reporters, Press Spokesperson, Sarah Huckabee Sanders said…
"Whether it is a real video, the threat is real". "That is what the President is talking about, that is what the President is focused on is dealing with those real threats, and those are real no matter how you look at it."

When pressed on whether it matters if the video is real, Sanders said reporters were "focusing on the wrong thing."

"The threat is real," she said, later adding that "the threat needs to be addressed. The threat has to be talked about and that is what the President is doing in bringing that up."

On the heels of the re-tweeted so-called Muslim videos, Trump tweeted a link to the movie, Planet of the Apes later today and this afternoon, Trump issued three Executive Orders dealing with another Huge Existential threat to America.

1)      Full travel ban on all Simians attempting to enter the USA
2)      Homeland Security will commence immediately building walls around Monkey Houses in major zoos across the USA
3)      Eric, Little Don and Erik Prince will lead Blackwater Mercenaries in an Expeditionary Force to Africa in order to eradicate the imminent Simian threat to the people of the USA

Sarah Sanders was again besieged by reporters and, in answer to questions about the president’s link to Planet of the Apes, she replied "Whether it is a real movie, the threat is real". Blah, Blah, Blah…

Miss Sanders also gave a heads up to the assembled press by telling them to be on the lookout early in the morning for a tweet and link to King Kong.


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Monday, November 27, 2017

Trump Voted Best in the USA!

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Today, in an innovative online poll, 2/3 of America’s Third Graders chose Trump to be the Best of the Worst of Third Graders in the USA.

The poll was based on Trump’s comments while he was speaking to Honor and Recognize Native American *Code Talkers who served during World War II when he made a remark about Senator Elizabeth Warren.

″You were here long before any of us were here,” Trump said during the event. “Although we have a representative in Congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her Pocahontas.”

Kirby, a Third Grader from Ashcroft, WV, speaking for Third Graders, noted that the last time he’d heard anyone say something so stupid and insulting was when some guy from New York City suggested President Obama should go back to Kenya, where he was born.

Sad, So Sad! Honoring Elderly American Heroes this way?


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Limbaugh to Name Trump ‘Ditto Head of the Year’

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Trump sent out a tweet saying that he refused the ‘probable’ Time Magazine Person of the Year for 2017. “Probably is not good enough”, he huffed.

"Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named ‘Man (Person) of the Year,' like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot," Trump tweeted. "I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!"

WikiLeekZ  has it on good authority that Trump was heard to say, to no one in particular.

“I’ve received many offers from really great, top publications; Drudge, Breitbart, Golf Magazine, Fox, InfoWars, Leading Hotels of the World, Limbaugh and, my people tell me, many others. They all want to make me their Person of the Year, many others”

“I’ve got a stack of offers on my desk...real offers, not ‘probables’. In fact, I’ve had to set aside many other things that are taking up room on my desk… just to make room for these real offers, many, many offers. Middle East proposals, tax cuts for the rich, health care for the needy...all cleared away and put into storage so that I can concentrate on these important issues.”

“Golf magazine just needs me to sign a 2 year contract to buy a full page quarterly ad and I’ll be on the back cover. I’m taking the 3 year deal and getting my picture on the front cover…twice!
Limbaugh wants me to do monthly interviews and he’ll make me Ditto Head of the Year. A lot of people say I should do it.

And, Alex Jones at InfoWars just needs me to buy air time for my hair care products, twice a day. Jones says he’ll make me Man of the Century if I sign up for a 3-year buy. People tell me Man of the Century is better, much better than Man of the Year.”

“Who knew being president was so tough? Before my next round with Tiger, I still have to call Breitbart, Fox and Hannity to see what they’ll name me and for how much. I’ll get the Republican National Committee to foot the bill; people say I can do that.”

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Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Is Trump America’s Incarnation of “Dumb and Dumber?

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Recently WikiLeekZ wrote a script in which LaVar Ball and Donald Trump are protagonists. The outline follows…

Lavar’s son, LiAngelo, and 2 friends steal items at Louis Vuitton in China and were arrested

Trump tweets that He is the reason the boys were released because of a chat with President Xi and expects to be thanked

“Everybody wants to make it seem like [Trump] helped me out,” the elder Ball told ESPN last week.

In response to Ball, the president fumed that he should have left the players in jail, a charge that the White House later walked back.

Ball countered with “if I was going to thank somebody, I’d probably thank President Xi.”

Experts tell WikiLeekZ that the boys probably would have been released without Trump’s help (contrary to Trump’s claims) because shoplifting isn’t a serious crime in China.

Trump fired back by tweeting that Ball is “a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair” and an “ungrateful fool.”

WikiLeekZ has given up trying to sell the script because no studio or publisher would accept the main premise that a president of the US would engage in such sophomoric (with apologies to sophomores) back and forth what with so many desperate worldwide problems needing attention. Even the Onion, Mad magazine and the Weinstein Group wouldn’t bite.

This is a bitter reminder to WikiLeekZ who last summer, tried to peddle a script (without success) describing the election of a serial molester, profoundly egotistic, narcissistic candidate who won a US presidential election.


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HAPPY THANKSGIVING

 



                                
                                  WikiLeekZ wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving and asks you all to
                              remember those whose loss was so great in the Wine Country Fires.
                                 Enjoy Time and Table with your family and those dear to you as
                                       you celebrate this quintessential American Holiday.
                             Cheers,
                             Zeny

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Trump to Pardon a record six (6) today in White House ceremony.

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President Trump is continuing the long-standing White House tradition of pardoning turkeys in advance of Thanksgiving.

In a surprise move, Trump announced that not only will he pardon the Turkey Drumstick, but Turkeys Manafort, Flynn (Jr & Sr), Donald Jr (Little Don) and Jared Kushner for any and all bad deeds they may or may not have committed under the influence of Greed, Loyalty, Stupidity, Incompetence or the Lust for Power.

In a release to the Press, Trump stated that his pardons will be the Greatest Thanksgiving Pardons in American History…”something that I am very proud of”.

Only Drumstick expects to be at the White House ceremony. The other Turkeys all have previous engagements with Special Counsel.

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Sexual Predators open up jobs for others…”Good for the economy”-Trump

Liberals outpace Conservative Sexual Predators*

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WikiLeekZ has recently totaled up the prominent accused sexual predators of the last few years and has declared the Liberal Team ahead of the team fielded by Conservatives by about 20%.

While the Conservative Team Molester leads in Presidents and politicians by a 2-1 margin, the Liberal Team Assault is far ahead in the entertainment business.

Both Teams, however, are guaranteeing a victory in the Sexual Predator contest when all is said and done. 

WikiLeekZ looks to the Bright Side of Things…There are numerous openings in the entertainment business now and some seats available in political races and we’re sure to learn of more daily before the end of the year and must agree with Trump.

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*Molesters and Assaulters list updated Nov21, 2017, 5:30 am Pacific Time

Liberal Team (Team Assault)
Harvey Weinstein
John Conyers
Glenn Thrush
George Takei
Richard Dreyfuss
Mark Halperin
Dustin Hoffman
Louie C. K.
Roman Polanski
Al Franken
Bill Crosby   
Charlie Rose
Jeffery Tambor
Bill Clinton
Kevin spacey

The Conservative Team (Team Molester- Molest Her)
Donald Trump
George H W Bush
Mark Foley
Clarence Thomas
Bob Packwood
Dennis Hassert
Roger Ailes
Bill O’Reilly
Roy Moore


Friday, November 17, 2017

The Elephant in the Dining Room

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WikiLeekZ Exclusive:
From Our Washington Correspondent…

Last month, at a family gathering in The Family Dining Room of the White House, Donald Trump, Jr (Little Don) asked Big Don (President Trump) for a favor.

“Sure, Little Don, anything. As president, you get to do anything you want, even grab them by the pussy”.

“Well”, said little Don…”Eric and I are going to Zambia to hunt Elephants and Lions and we want to bring back some trophies so that we can brag about what great and brave hunters we are”.

“I’ve already rolled back the disgusting Obama law* for Lions and now every blood-thirsty, brave hunter can bring back heads of Lions that they cut off after they’ve shot them from sixty yards away. But I thought that you boys used Tillerson’s Diplomatic Pouch for your trophies”.

“We did, Dad, but that was when we were bringing back just Elephant Ears and Tails but now we want to cut off the whole head including tusks and they won’t fit into Rex’s Bag”.

“Sure, no problem; it’ll be done by mid-November**; a fitting memorial to my election anniversary. You get your Elephant Heads and Tusks and I symbolically rain carnage on the Republican Party. Get it? Elephants-GOP!”

“Thanks, Dad…just one more thing. Barron wants a Panda Bear”.

“No problem, I’ll make a call tomorrow to China and we’ll have a freshly slaughtered and stuffed Panda sent by DHL in a few days”.

“No, Barron’s not like us; he wants a live Panda to take to Show and Tell at school. Last week he suggested that he bring his Dad to school one day, but that was rejected in a landslide. It’s Washington, you know…the kids and teachers wanted to see a Panda instead.”

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*The Trump Administration recently rolled back protections for African lions, releasing new guidelines that allow hunters to bring trophies from animals killed in parts of Africa into the U.S., according to updated rules released by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.

**The Trump administration plans to allow hunters to bring trophies of elephants they killed in Zimbabwe and Zambia back to the United States, reversing a ban put in place by the Obama administration in 2014, a U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service official confirmed for ABC News.


Sunday, November 12, 2017

End of Hollywood Feared...can big business and government be far behind?

The Decline and Fall of the American Empire...

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How 2 rich, powerful, insecure men brought America to its Knees

WikiLeekZ is reporting that in the executive suites and private dining rooms of Beverly Hills and Burbank, actors and film moguls are chewing over the possibility of the demise of Hollywood as they know it.They are wondering who is going to produce, direct and act in the films of the future.

That is, when they’re not huddling with their lawyers and public relations firms trying to figure out how they can slither out of a lifetime of sexual predation.

Lawyers and crisis management teams are some of the only film industry professionals in NYC and West L A who seem to be working full tilt.

Young, up and coming female film people are spawning a gushing torrent of writing and soliciting scripts about powerful movie men and their sexual power plays. That part of the film industry is also thriving.

The problem for these female producers is that the pool of male actors such as Kevin Spacey and Dustin Hoffman needed to star in the roles of sexual predators is fast dwindling.

Starting with the President and extending all of the way to state legislatures, powerful political figures have long been known to prey upon young, vulnerable women and men.

Board rooms and Executive Suites of Big Business are not immune to charges of sexual harassment which is putting in doubt the leadership of the world's largest economy.

Entire news departments as well as individual newscasters and reporters have been accused of sexual misconduct bringing into doubt the viability of American journalism.

When the history of the Decline and Fall of the American Empire is written, a very huge chapter will be devoted to Roger Ailes, Donald Trump and Harvey Weinstein.

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Trump believes in Putin, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy

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WikiLeekZ was present at the informal Q & A Trump held in the Philippines and recorded the following:

The president, when queried whether he had asked Putin about Russian election interference in the US, replied…

“Putin told me he absolutely did not interfere with our elections. I've asked him multiple times and I believe him.”

When asked by a reporter what else Trump believes, he replied that absolutely he believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

"I'm also pretty sure about the Tooth Fairy even though McMaster has tried to tell me she doesn't exist. I know she does because I got lots of money under my pillow as a kid”.

“I've also sent out a huge expeditionary force to capture some Big Feet and a much smaller group to bring back some leprechauns in time for St Patrick’s Day”.

“Putin assured me that I am absolutely right in my beliefs”.

Trump continued…
“By the way, I also believe that Judge Moore,  H Weinstein, Bill Cosby and K Spacey did not molest those people and,  I have letters from all of those guys attesting that I did not sexually harass those women and that I had the biggest inaugural crowd in history”.


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Wednesday, November 8, 2017

‘Coffee Boy’ Papadopoulos Inks Huge Starbucks Deal

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WikiLeekZ has learned that George Papadopoulos, a former Trump foreign policy advisor turned famous 'Coffee Boy', has signed a multiyear contract with Starbucks.

Papadopoulos will promote a special White House blend...Trump's Finest Blend,The Best Coffee Ever in History’! at various political gatherings in and around Washington, DC. As a part of the contract, Papadopoulos will bring in other White House advisors to promote the brand
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In a Deal put together by Papadopoulos, Ivanka will soon sign a licensing agreement lending her name and brand to a coffee blend tentatively named ‘First Daughter’...'Have a First Daughter Every Morning' is the tag line.

As a part of the arrangement, Trump, Inc. will receive $30 million dollars from Starbucks for their right to use the Presidential Seal and the official W H photograph of Trump holding the $10 million dollar check from an off-shore Starbucks bank account...(the remaining $20 million will be paid in cash…Russian Rubles , just in case).

Papadopoulos himself will have his own blend...'Coffee Boy Dark Roast' blend with the tag line "He's an excellent guy... And, he makes an excellent coffee"Donald J Trump

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Tuesday, November 7, 2017

US birth rate continues to keep pace with Mass Murders

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WikiLeekZ learned today from the US Bureau of True Statistics that if the birth rate in the US continues at its current pace, the population of the USA will remain stable for the foreseeable future.

Despite some nervous warnings from the anti-gun crowd that the population of the US will soon reach zero, the Bureau has reassured WikiLeekZ that despite the recent mass killings in Las Vegas and Texas, America will give birth to enough citizens to supply the mass murder-gun crowd for years to come.

The Bureau issued this caveat, however: "our projection is based upon the same level or just a slight uptick in mass murders. As weaponry becomes more sophisticated and lethal and the NRA gains in strength, the possibility of a zero sum game would loom in the US.

If this trend continues, The Bureau recommends a mass migration of citizens to less violent countries such as Iraq or Syria in the future.

So, America, nothing to worry about! Yet


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Sunday, November 5, 2017

Trump announces Irish Travel Ban and Roundup

From his hotel suite in Japan, President Trump announced an immediate roundup of anyone with an Irish name because the Texas Church shooter's name is Devin Patrick Kelley, a fine Irish name.

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In the wake of the recent Texas church mass murders, president Trump has ordered an immediate travel ban on anyone coming from Ireland and signed an Executive Order banning anyone with an Irish sounding name from entering US territory.

In addition, a mass roundup, WWII-Japanese style, of Irish-Americans is under way as WikiLeekZ goes to press.

Chief of Staff Kelly has volunteered to be the first to be incarcerated under this new edict.

"The safety of the US citizenry is uppermost in all of our minds and I consider it my patriotic duty to become the first to be jailed".

Before Kelly left for Leavenworth, he combed the WH files for other bad dude Irishmen. Steve Bannon and KellyAnne Conway were immediately informed of their status.

Soon after the edict, the ACLU has filed a brief in the DC Federal Court challenging the presidential act.

CNN reports that Statues of  Ed Sullivan, Tom Clancy and JFK are tumbling down all across this great nation of ours.

Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, George Clooney, Conan O' Brien and Chris Matthews were all seen pleading their innocence as they were taken into custody.

Bill O'Reilly and James Comey went peacefully accompanied by their lawyers.

Law enforcement officials are searching for descendants of Walt Disney, Alfred Hitchcock, Neal Cassady and F Scott Fitzgerald. They are hampered by the fact that approximately 60% of police forces are Irish Americans.

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Saturday, November 4, 2017

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Trump to visit 5 countries and meet with Asian Leaders in a 12 day trip…What could possibly go wrong?

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WikiLeekZ assumes that president Trump has spent the last few weeks studying for his Asian trip by calling in the best academic, military and political minds in America to the White house to have serious, in depth discussions and explore various points of view.

We expect that the president has been burning the midnight oil by reading up on the culture, history and current political conditions in the part of the world that is critical to the future of the United States and to the world.

With that in mind, WikiLeekZ pronounces  What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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Wednesday, November 1, 2017

It’s Back to School for Kelly

John Kelly to take classes on American History at Georgetown University.

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WikiLeekZ has learned that in order for John Kelly to retain his job as Chief of Staff, his wife, Karen, insisted that he attend night school classes on American History and publicly submit his test scores for grading by actual historians, not Fox ‘News’ talking heads.

In a recent Fox interview, Kelly said "…the lack of ability to compromise led to the Civil War. And men and women of good faith on both sides made their stand where their conscience had to make their stand…There will be, 100 or 200 years from now, people that criticize us for what we do, and I guess they'll tear down, you know, statues of people that we revere today,"

For Kelly, the future is now...

WikiLeekZ notes that it didn’t take 100-200 years for historians to begin a fusillade of criticism for Kelly’s ignorant statements about Compromise and the Civil War.

Kelly's statement, of course, is flat-out wrong. Slavery was incorporated into the Constitution through the three-fifths compromise* and was continued, despite fierce opposition by abolitionists, through political compromises in 1820 and 1850, as well as with the Kansas-Nebraska Act of 1854**.

Compromise continued long after Lincoln's death. The Compromise of 1877*** led to explicit White Supremacist rule in the South for a century.
 
Lincoln’s Compromise plan for re-admission…Once a group in any conquered state equal in number to one tenth of the state’s total vote in the presidential election of 1860 took the prescribed oath of loyalty to the United States and organized a government that abolished slavery; Lincoln’s plan would grant that state recognition and admitted into the Union. That was a great Compromise as many of the states wanted a 50% to take an iron-clad oath that that never willingly supported the Confederacy.

WikiLeekZ sees Trumpism seeping into the fiber of Kelly’s brain. So SAD! Kelly will bring Trump along to school at Melania's insistence.

* The Three-Fifths Compromise was a compromise reached between delegates from southern states and those from northern states during the 1787 United States Constitutional Convention, allowing slaves to be counted as three-fifths of human beings for taxation and representation purposes

**The Kansas-Nebrask Act was an 1854 bill that mandated “popular sovereignty”–allowing settlers of a territory to decide whether slavery would be allowed within a new state’s borders.


*** The Compromise of 1877 was a purported informal, unwritten deal that settled the intensely disputed 1876 U.S. presidential election. It resulted in the United States federal government pulling the last troops out of the South, and formally ended the Reconstruction Era. Through the Compromise, Republican Rutherford B. Hayes was awarded the White House over Democrat Samuel J. Tilden on the understanding that Hayes would remove the federal troops whose support was essential for the survival of Republican state governments in South Carolina, Florida and Louisiana.

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Tuesday, October 31, 2017

General Kelly, "Have you no Shame"?

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W H Chief of Staff Kelly rewrites US history…“lack of ability to compromise led to the Civil War”

WikileekZ loses faith in General Kelly, so SAD!

General Kelly tries out well-worn Trump tactic of deflection, changing the news focus and ‘look at the shiny object’ theory/practice.

In an interview on Fox ‘News’, John Kelly, Chief of Staff to President Trumptried to rewrite history on Monday when he told Fox News’ Laura Ingraham that the Civil War was caused by a lack of ability to compromise.”

WikiLeekZ can only surmise that such an ill-informed, outrageous statement was put forth to take the spotlight away from Manafort, Gates and Papadopoulos. The Mississippi Secession Ordinance* clearly states that the right of slavery was the cause.

General Kelly, "Have you no shame"?

Please read below and weep-
  
*Mississippi Secession Ordinance…written in January 1861 by Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Lamar (II)
”Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery - the greatest material interest of the world. Its labor supplies the product, which constitutes by far the largest and most important portions of commerce of the earth. These products are peculiar to the climate verging on the tropical regions, and by an imperious law of nature, none but the black race can bear exposure to the tropical sun. These products have become necessities of the world, and a blow at slavery is a blow at commerce and civilization. That blow has been long aimed at the institution, and was at the point of reaching its consummation. There was no choice left us but submission to the mandates of abolition, or dissolution of the Union, whose principles had been subverted to work out our ruin”.

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Sunday, October 29, 2017

Mueller Eyes Trump

WikiLeekZ Exclusive!!

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Special Counsel Robert Mueller to Indict Trump

WikiLeekZ has the best 3rd hand information that Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller will bring charges against Donald J Trump, Sr. on Monday.

The sealed indictment states that Mueller has uncovered a little known, obscure Constitutional codicil to the 25th Amendment* stating that among reasons to remove a sitting president from office by a Special Counsel are: stupid, vindictive, crude, bullying and ignorant Tweets; watching Fox News to an unbelievably excessive degree and getting his (or her) news exclusively from Fox; wearing excessively long red ties more than 2 times a week and willfully ignoring common norms of decency and ethics.

This here-to-fore unknown provision of the Constitution gives Carte Blanche to a Special Counsel to… on his (or her) own, ride his horse over to the White House and arrest and charge the president for any of the above offenses, thereby circumventing the Cabinet's 25th Amendment role.

A Constitutional sub codicil states that if the VP is excessively religious, exceptionally conservative or uses an excessive amount of hair spray, he (or she) shall not ascend to the presidency and a special popular vote election will take place if and when the president is found guilty as charged.

In the interim, the candidate with the highest number of popular votes in the most recent presidential election will assume the highest office in the land. ...if he (or she) chooses to do so.

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* Section Four of the 25th Amendment adds that if the vice president and other high ranking officials inform Congress that the president is unable to perform his duties, the vice president assumes control unless the president petitions to Congress, which then must decide in favor of the president or the vice president.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

“But you know, he must have known what he signed up for”

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WikiLeekZ Excluzive:

According to Congresswoman Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla.), President Trump called the widow of Army Sgt. La David Johnson (who was killed in action in Africa 2 weeks ago) on Tuesday.
 
Myeshia Johnson, his pregnant widow, La David Johnson’s mother and Wilson were all present for the call on speakerphone from Trump. Both Johnson’s mother and Wilson confirmed that Trump told Myeshia Johnson…

“But you know, he must have known what he signed up for”

“President Trump did disrespect my son and my daughter and also me and my husband,” Cowanda Jones-Johnson told The Washington Post on Wednesday.

After hearing of Trump’s words of comfort to Johnson’s widow, WikiLeekZ has researched numerous conversations that Trump has had with administration officials and office holders such as Sec. Tillerson, Jeff Sessions, Senator McConnell, Paul Ryan, John McCain, Senator Corker, Senator Flake, Melania, Sean Spicer and Generals Mattis and McMaster.

WikiLeekZ has discovered one thread connecting all of these figures with Trump. President Trump told each and every one of them very clearly… in various settings and times…

“But you know, you must have known what you signed up (or voted) for.”

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Friday, October 13, 2017

Trump Rages at Mother Nature for Stealing His Thunder

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According to highly placed officials in the White House, WikiLeekZ has learned that Donald Trump has been raging mad these past few weeks. He’s been shouting incoherently in the hallways dressed in his PJ’s during all hours of the night…sometimes in the daytime too.

According to White House domestic help, His anger seems to stem from the headlines that Mother Nature has been hogging ever since Hurricane Harvey landed in Texas with its record breaking rainfall, winds, flooding and death.

He countered Harvey, said a W H staffer, and dealt with it by creating a Korean nuclear crisis at the UN to bring him back into the headlines; he even created a NFL “Son of a Bitch” brouhaha to level the playing field.

Then Irma struck Florida with a vengeance, causing more deaths and Trump cried out to no one in particular…”can’t I get a break”? Trump, always one to counter punch, endangered the DACA deal which threatened the 800,00 Dreamers and raged at congress about the Obamacare fiasco.

To make matters worse in his eyes, Maria came storming across Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands…killing citizens and threatening to win the above-the-fold and 24/7 cable news coverage.

“Hell” he said, “What is She doing to me”? So, he went down to Puerto Rico to try out for the Puerto Rican Paper Towel Throwing Olympic Team and picked a fight with San Juan’s mayor.

Just when he thought he was out of the woods, some deranged guy in Las Vegas replaced Trump in the headlines causing over 500 casualties. Trump had to practically declare WW III in a futile attempt to wrest the headlines away from Las Vegas.

Next in Trump’s tale of woes came Harvey Weinstein barging into the picture. Trump was running low on his bag of tricks but cunningly came up with the Moron-IQ gambit…which sort of worked until Mother Nature struck again in the California Wine Country.

“That’s a toughie” a W H maintenance man told WikiLeekZ he overheard the Commander-in-Chief sobbing about. “I’ll de-certify the Iran deal, scrap insurance payments for 7 million poor people and continue my feud with ‘Liddle’ Bob Corker”. “That should put me back in the headlines”, he gleefully shouted!

The maintenance man then saw Trump happily skipping down a corridor looking for his phone to tweet out yet another know-nothing, head-scratching, cruel message to his ill-informed, under-educated base.


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