Tuesday, February 28, 2017

It’s Complicated!

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To a group of Health care Executives a few days ago, Trump claimed that “nobody knew health care could be so complicated.”

WikiLeekZ asks “REALLY”?

In addition, later in the day, Trump also said he was surprised to learn that the Middle East was so complicated, Immigration was so complicated, Science is so complicated and that Some people believe that the Constitution is Important!

Trump also recently discovered that:

The President actually has to know things

The Court system and Legislature are a part of the US Government

The President needs to study, read and learn about boring history, policies and lots of other stuff, Who Knew?

There are a lot of bad dudes in WDC whom I thought were my friends

It’s harder to lie and not get caught when you’re President…but I’m learning how to.

What the President says…or tweets actually matters to some people

Bannon won’t let me wear my red hat

It’s much harder to grab pussy with the Secret Service around all of the time, but not impossible

I’ve discovered that people in WDC are my ‘friends’ because of my power, not my money

Being President of the US is not like being president of my company…Now, I’m supposed to be concerned about others, not just myself and family

I can’t always give Vlad everything he wants without push-back

The President can’t stop FBI or Congressional investigations

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NewZ, But May be Someday.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Where’s Kellyanne?

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 February 22, 2017

WikiLeekZ asks: Has Kellyanne Conway been put in the Witness Protection Program?

Rumors abound among Beltway wags that Kellyanne Conway is now in a Trumpian version of the Witness Protection Program. Some people call it the NPP…the News Protection Program. In this program, Kellyanne’s job description has been altered from Counselor to the President to Fetcher of the Coffee. Her new assignment will allow Americans to become less crazy.

When WikiLeekZ asked the White House for clarification of Conway’s position, Sean Spicer issued the following statement from Trump.

“I value Kellyanne’s unequaled contributions to Make America Great Again. My margin of victory was historic, the best ever and I am the least racist person you know. I said it, Kellyanne said it and it must be true. It’s called Presidential Infallibility!” 

Spicer amplified Trump’s so-called statement by explaining that…

 “The Unfair, Fake News has made it difficult for Kellyanne to appear on some news programs because responses to questions on these Fake News programs are expected to be honest and truthful. The Alternative Facts Universe that Kellyanne inhabits does not allow for such stringent adherence to the Truth. Kellyanne will now be able to spend much needed time with her family.”

“The Trump Administration, through its Alternative Thinking Initiative, is working on a way to ban fair and probing questions by the So-Called Press”... that will not be squelched by the So-Called Courts".

When WikiLeekZ asked Spicer about Trump’s coffee preferences, Spicer replied … “The Infallible President takes his coffee 9/10 cream and 1/10 coffee. No Dark Roast for Him”.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the News...But, May Be Someday.


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Monday, February 20, 2017

A WikiLeekZ Editorial: Which Timothy Leary?

February 11, 2017

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“Turn On, Tune in Drop Out” or “Question Authority”, which slogan by Timothy Leary will we follow in these times?

We, along with our nation, has lived through 3 weeks of the Trump presidency. Doesn’t it seem as if it’s been more like 6 months or 6 years…perhaps the worse 6 months/years of your civic life? Every day, sometimes multiple times a day, the President tweets or says something that is patently false.  Perhaps he has said this exact same thing a number of times; and this statement has been made to be shown wrong or inaccurate by multiple credible sources.  

And, he keeps saying the same thing over and over again. Can you remember one time that a lie by Trump has ever been walked back by him? Has he ever once apologized for lying or misleading, often about important tenets of our democracy?

This leads me to his continuing statements about the dishonest election reporting and how pervasive voter fraud in the 2016 election caused him to lose the popular vote and recently, he has specifically named the state of New Hampshire as having had busloads of 1000’s of people coming in  from Massachusetts to vote Democratic. This is a serious accusation and should be addressed to its correct conclusion.

Trump has said that he would have a massive investigation into national voter fraud causing him to lose the popular vote by millions of votes. Okay, where is the commission? Whom has he delegated to discover the huge fraud? When will the results be known?

We know, don’t we, that this will be another blustering, loud-mouthed bunch of crap just like when with great fanfare, he told the nation that Melania Trump would have a press conference in 2 weeks to tell the world the truth about her early work experience in the US. That was during the campaign and we’re still waiting. Not that we really care about that part of her life…it’s just emblematic of what he says and does. Constantly.

On July 30, 2016, I wrote my Cri de Coeur and addressed this problem more than 5 months ago…
“One of the most difficult things for me to understand was his ability to consistently lie about almost everything and not even seem to care. When he would be questioned about a false statement he made, he’d double and triple down on it and shout louder while belittling the questioner. He said so many false things, made so many false statements that for the average citizen, it was impossible to have a normal life and still find the time it takes to fact-check his statements. It was an unending, cascading waterfall of braggadocio, lies and bullying”.

Nothing has changed except that now he’s President and his words really, really matter… economically, environmentally, health-wise, militarily, internationally and many more ‘ally’s’. What to do?

I recently wrote to a friend, a retired Political Science professor, and said that we are all living in a political science class; PoliSci 2017. We had all better study, question, argue, write, talk, shout, gather, demonstrate and vote. To preserve our democracy, we all have to pass this test on our living and still vital democracy. For, I fear that if we simply “turn on, tune in, drop out”, our 230+ year experiment on this continent may be in peril. 

There was another slogan in the 60’s that is more appropriate now…”Question Authority”! Timothy Leary, where are you now?


                                          Prague, Wensecslas Square, August 1969      Zeny 

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Trump’s #1 draft choice, Kyrie Irving, for his National Science Advisor

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February 19, 2016

WikiLeekZ scoop!

While in Florida, DJT made an important announcement regarding his coterie of advisors. He named Kyrie Irving to the post of National Science Advisor. When asked how he came to this unusual decision, Trump cited a podcast he heard yesterday in which Mr Irving, an All Star basketball player with the Cleveland Cavaliers, stated not only that he “believes the Earth is flat but that "the jury is still out on what dinosaurs actually looked like”. “This is not even a conspiracy theory,” Irving said. “The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat.It’s right in front of our faces. I’m telling you, it’s right in front of our faces. They lie to us.”

Trump went on to say that Irving attended the prestigious Duke University (fact: Played with Duke 2010-2011 season) and “if anyone knows what round is, it’s an NBA player who is in constant contact with a spherical object”.

When asked about the dinosaur statements, Trump opined that this line of reasoning would go over well in the Bible Belt, the Real America.

WikiLeekZ contacted Irving in New Orleans where he is playing in the All Star Game, Irving said that he was honored and that he’d be able to devote a few months after the basketball season to advising the President. 

Irving further noted that he was already hiring a staff including All Star Warrior Draymond Green who echoed Irving’s Flat Earth Theory when he said “I haven’t heard anything Ky said, so I’m not sure what his argument was. But to think about that. They said we’ve got pictures of it being round. But I can take my panoramic camera right now and make this room round. So you can’t tell me a picture makes it round.”


After hearing Green’s response, Trump added Green’s name to the list of possible National Security Advisors; saying that he needed someone with deductive reasoning skills to counter Bannon and Conway.

This is NOT the NEWS...BUT it MAY BE the NEWS SOMETIME

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Friday, February 17, 2017

*"I've been briefed”. 

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A WikiLeekZ Trump Press Conference Report:

February 17, 2017

WikiLeekZ and all of the citizens of the US can now breath a bigly sigh of relief in knowing that Trump has been briefed about the horrors of a nuclear war.

Yesterday, Trump said…"I've been briefed. And I can tell you one thing about a briefing that we're allowed to say, because anybody that ever read the most basic book can say it, nuclear holocaust would be like no other."

Evidentially, the intelligence officers who briefed the man with his finger on the nuclear button has allowed Trump to divulge to the world that a “nuclear holocaust would be like no other”. 

Trump did not, however, disclose to the assembled reporters if he had in fact, read that most basic book earlier or if the briefing officers had recently let him in on such a bigly secret.

Trump also said, and **WikiLeekZ has not determined the veracity of the following statement that, "We're a very powerful nuclear country and so are they,"

Again, Trump astounds WikiLeekZ with his depth of knowledge and understanding of world affairs that he imparts to a citizenry, eager to better understand our dangerous planet.

How long have we waited for such words of wisdom from our leaders?

Thank you, President Trump! You may now return to your chosen line of emphasis and continue bashing the Fake News Press, Hillary, SNL and the American Judicial System.


*"We're a very powerful nuclear country and so are they," Mr Trump said. "I've been briefed. And I can tell you one thing about a briefing that we're allowed to say, because anybody that ever read the most basic book can say it, nuclear holocaust would be like no other."...From Feb. 16 Trump Press Conference
**WikiLeekZ is quite certain that that is a true statement.

Remember, This Is Not The News, Though Some Is True. And, Much Will be Shown To Be True In The Future.

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Thursday, February 16, 2017


RT (Russian TV) Television Signs Mike Flynn to Bigly Contract


February 15, 2017

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WikiLeekZ has learned from an anonymous source within the Kremlin that former 3 Star General Mike Flynn, ousted National Security Advisor, has just signed a lucrative long-term contract with RT Television, the Russian Propaganda Network. Flynn's role will be to co-host a new program...Putin and Trump Make the World Great Again!

At a press conference held in WDC at the Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Avenue, just blocks from the White House, a spokeswoman for the American version of RT read the following statement.

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the Press, I am pleased to announce that General Mike Flynn has honorably resigned from his prestigious post as NSA in order to fulfill a lifetime ambition which is to co-host a new program on RT Television. General Flynn brings an extraordinary amount of experience and understanding of spy craft and military experience with both the USA and Russia to this propaganda program...Putin & Trump Make the World Great Again!

General Flynn has signed a multi-year contract running into the mid 7 figures and since he'll be spending much time researching in Russia, President Putin has thrown a magnificent Dacha into the deal. A very famous American Reality Program Host, Donald Trump, has signed on as an adviser to the program along with his co-hosting duties with President Putin and others.

You will also be interested in knowing that RT Television has contracted with Geert Wilders, the well-known Dutch right wing nationalist, Jean-Marie LePen, the granddaddy of French Extreme nationalism, Nigel Farage of Brexit fame and former KKK head David Duke. These men will all have segments of the new TV show...PTMWGA!"

The Lineup:
Duke will focus on Hatred of Anyone Not Caucasian and Cross Burning Safety

Wilders forte is slamming Muslims and will lead a seminar on exclusion

Flynn will demonstrate the Nexus of government, military, big business, spy craft, the Rapture and End Times, in easy to be brain-washed sessions.

Putin will lead discussions of how to eliminate opposing journalists, concentrating on poisons

Farage will conduct seminars on how to screw up Britain’s as well as the global economy

Trump will demonstrate the power of Twitter in bashing Rosie, Streep, Baldwin and SNL...he will also take on the dual role of demonstrating...as-he-goes...on how to screw up a government in 4 easy weeks.

LePen will fulminate from his Provençal Villa about both the Jews and Muslims ruining France

Rupert Murdoch, Media Mogul of Sky News and Fox News fame has inked a deal giving him exclusive world-wide distribution rights to all markets outside of the US and Russia. From his London office, Murdoch issued this statement...

“I am very pleased to be able to change the world with the PTMWGA! Programming. I will be able to, through my global media empire, provide access to more than 68% of the population of the world to this Global Movement; and at the same time make piles of money".


St Basil's, Moscow      Zeny

Remember, This Is Not The News, Though Some Is True. And, Much Will be Shown To Be True In The Future.









Saturday, February 11, 2017

WikiLeekZ has learned that Mike Flynn, Trump’s National Security Advisor, will be taking a leave of absence in order to ‘spend more time with his family’.

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In a statement released by Flynn’s office, Flynn stated that he feels it is his patriotic duty to take kids to school, help with school projects and work on his ‘honey do’ list. Flynn further states that “the roof on his home needs attention” and that he “hasn’t mowed the grass for years”.

In the statement, Flynn, a former General, vehemently denied that his departure from the White House is not a result of the Fake News reports or contact that he and/or the Trump presidential campaign had with Russia for the past year. He added that a potential investigation including the *Logan Act by the so-called Senate had anything to do with his exodus. Flynn did mention that his attorney suggested that being away from the glare of the Fake News Media and taking a part time position with Fox News would solve most of the problems.

The statement also reported that Flynn strongly denied that when he had a few conversations with the Russian Ambassador,Sergey Kislyak, and others, that he or the Trump campaign did not use e-mails, text messages, telephone conversations, carrier pigeons or face-to-face meetings to discuss Golden Showers, Crimea, Ukraine, Permits for Trump’s Moscow properties, Sanctions, Snowden, Hacking of the Democratic Party or Flynn’s Russian Television (RT) lucrative contract.

Flynn’s communications simply dealt with local weather conditions, the Kardashians, the World Series and an exchange of Christmas cookie recipes.


When contacted yesterday, Reince Priebus, Sean Spicer and V P Mike Pence (all of whom previously defended Flynn) denied that Flynn was going to be thrown under the bus. 

In the meantime, FBI Director Comey has been tasked with determining the size and color of the bus.

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*The Logan Act (1 Stat. 61318 U.S.C. § 953, enacted January 30, 1799) is a United States federal law that forbids unauthorized citizens from negotiating with foreign governments having a dispute with the U.S. It was intended to prevent the undermining of the government's position.[2] The Act was passed following George Logan's unauthorized negotiations with France in 1798, and was signed into law by President John Adams on January 30, 1799. The Act was last amended in 1994, and violation of the Logan Act is a felony.





Thursday, February 9, 2017

Trump's proposed draft of the Presidential First Two Weeks Address

WikiLeekZ has obtained a draft copy of a major Trump address to the nation...

Dateline Washington, DC 

Trump breaks precedent and will deliver the Two Weeks State of the Union Address in the Presidential Ballroom of the Trump International Hotel in Washington DC.

My fellow Americans...welcome to the Washington DC Trump International Hotel. This week, here at this hotel, we have a First Two Weeks special package plan including 4 weekday nights, parking at half price, a bottle of Trump wine and Continental breakfast which includes your choice of Trump coffees from Mexico, Yemen or Arabica Coffee. All for the low price of just $1776.00.

Filling my hotels is a critical part of my pledge to put Americans back to work again. My hotel people tell me that with all of our hotels filled to capacity, Trump International will be employing more than 578,908 maids, valet parking attendants, dish washers and Bell Captains. And, with my Frequent Trump Hotel Guest Plan, our guests will have the potential to be moved to the head of the line for government contract bidding. White House Operators are now standing by.

My hat people tell me that when Trump, Inc sells 650 million red Make American Great Again hats, that's only 2 per person, Trump Inc. will be hiring more than 150,006
American factory workers on the production line! More fantastic jobs for American workers.

So far, that's 728,908 fantastic new jobs for Americans! How am I doing so far? I told you I'd be the best job creator in history of the world! And, believe it or not, I'm just getting started.

Ivanka, my brilliant designer daughter, has just won a huge contract from the US government to design and manufacture the uniforms for all of of our heroic military people. They're great and deserve stylish uniforms, don't you agree? And, America, with this contract, Ivanka will be hiring 23,776 new workers...just for the so-called women in the military; you know what I mean?

345,961 new great jobs will be created by Ivanka, Inc to manufacture the men's, the real soldiers and sailors uniforms.

I have begun a totally new imitative by Trump, Inc which will employ more than 500,431 great jobs, they're fantastic jobs but I can't tell you the details yet as my lawyers are gearing up for a fight with the so-called Federal Courts about my secret plan. Can you imagine, the courts are questioning my secret plan to employ more than a half million Americans! Sad, so Sad.

So, my fellow Americans, as you can see, the state of Trump, Inc is very, very good and I haven't even divulged our plans for Donald,Jr and Eric.


Information and planning for Health care, International relations, climate change, the war against Islamic terrorists and the domestic economy will be covered by the heads of agencies when and if they are nominated.

White House Apocalypticist Charts America’s Course

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Feb 8, 2017

In many interviews, WikiLeekZ has discovered that Steve Bannon has made clear that he is, first and foremost, an apocalypticist. A NYC WikiLeekZ ‘fake reporter’ was at a Trump fund-raiser and describes a conversation she overheard:

DJT and Steve Bannon happened to be chatting at a fund raiser in the Hamptons last summer when Trump mentioned that he loved the movie, Apocalypto and, was looking for an astrophysicist or astrologer to head up his campaign’s pseudo- science team.

When an aide told DJT that Bannon, chief of Breitbart News, was an apocalypticist* Trump hired Bannon on the spot and said that he was just the man he’s looking for. “I never thought I’d find the perfect person I’ve been looking for…an astronaut and an Apocalypto fan". 

When I become president, how about joining the National Security Council? An apocalypticist** or astrophysicist or whatever you are would help to keep the no-nothing, lying, fake news press on their toes”.

“I would be delighted to join your staff. How about making me your Chief Counselor also? I could fill your head with Fundamentalism, End Times news, the Imminent Rapture, Armageddon, and we’ll usher in the birth of a new political order. We’re gonna have to have some dark days before we get to the blue sky of morning again in America, Mr President”.

“Mr President, you say. I like the sound of that. Okay, you’ll be my Chief Counselor. By the way, what’s this End Times thing you mentioned”?

“The Truth, Mr President and you’re base of religious zealots, kooks and true believers will follow us to the end of Time knowing you’re one of us Apocalypto’s.

“Hey Steve, I’ve got two tickets each for ZombieWorld, Maze Runner and The War of the Worlds, which one do you want to see after this so-called party is over”?

“How about the Terminator”?

“Naw, that guy’s a loser. Let’s go grab some you know what”.

“Mr President, I never thought you’d ask”.

* Apocalypticism is the religious belief that there will be an apocalypse, a term which originally referred to a revelation of God's will, but now usually refers to the belief that the world will come to an end very soon, even within one's own lifetime. This belief is usually accompanied by the idea that civilization will soon come to a tumultuous end due to some sort of catastrophic global event... Wikipedia

**Bannon has made clear that he is, first and foremost, an apocalypticist



Tuesday, February 7, 2017

WikiLeekZ Finds New White House List of So-Called Unreported ‘Incidents’…

Feb 7, 2017

WikiLeekZ has learned that the White house is set to release its Second Set of Incidents that have gone Unreported by the So-Called Press. Below is the list without comment.

Trump elected President of the US
Cubs win World Series
Michael Jordan sinks last minute basket to beat LeBron James and Cavs
Babe Ruth smashes 4 homers off of Sandy Koufax
Princess Diana dies in car accident in Paris
Trump sinks 14 holes-in-one to capture US Open
JR’s death
Khloe Kardashian has a sister, Kim Kardashian
Wendell Willkie beats Truman and becomes 33rd US President
Neil Armstrong sets foot on Mars…Aug 1969
Attack on World Trade Center and Pentagon…Sept 11th

KellyAnne Conway states that these are just a few of the events that have gone unreported by the Fake News Press. Ms Conway promises to provide proof as soon as Melania Trump finishes her news conference regarding her early work status in America.

Newspapers and TV networks have declined to research these So-Called Incidents citing other responsibilities.

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Monday, February 6, 2017

Silence of the Lambs Part 3, NOT the Movie


JANUARY 31, 2017

A WikiLeekZ Faux Movie Review…

Starring in the comedy/tragedy reality-based Epic Scenario, Silence of the Lambs Part 3, NOT the Movie, now playing at a Senate or Congressional office near you are Republican and some Democratic office holders whose deafening silence is reverberating far beyond their office walls, the  Halls of Congress and Washington DC.

They are weakly bleating “yes Mr Trump, whatever you say Mr President, I am weak and uninterested in a doctrine of fairness, the US Constitution, ethics, morality, real homeland security or the teaching of the great moral philosophers and the religions of the world”.

“I am willing to follow whatever you do or say so long as it enables me to retain my position of power/wealth by being re-elected by my state or Congressional District. At this moment, I will follow you without publicly questioning your actions or words no matter how wrong-headed or distasteful I may think they are”.

“However, being a lamb, I will run away from you as quickly as I can when I see the metaphorical wolf’s writing on the wall stating that the citizens of the US no longer can abide by your words and actions. Then, I will join the other sheep and lambs and run as far away, as fast as I can from you, and your actions and pronouncements as I can get”.

“That’s the way we lambs and sheep always act, you shouldn’t be surprised, America or Mr President”.

250,000,000 Thumbs Down on this one.

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Sunday, February 5, 2017

Trump Bans Americans from Traveling to USA



Feb. 3, 2017


WikiLeekZ has learned that it was brought to the attention of DJT today that more than 15,000 murders were committed by Americans of Americans in 2016. Consequently, Trump has banned USA citizens from traveling to the United States. "We have to keep the killers out of America", Trump stated.

The new Executive Order welcomes the citizens of Syria, Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Sudan, none of whom who have killed a single American in recent years, to visit the USA and spread their brand of peace and love across the nation. The new Executive Order also bans Egyptian and Saudi citizens, the countries whose citizens were involved in 9/11.

For good reason, the travel ban has confused American citizens, many of whom are looking into dual citizenship possibilities. Mexican citizens who are not American citizens, seem to have more freedom to travel throughout the country and are making money smuggling US citizens from home to work and back. Americans who cannot afford guide/smugglers are finding work in the homes of these overworked Mexicans.

The Mexican government is carefully studying the possibility of barring American citizens from entering their country in fear of an upswing of murders in Mexico. France, England and Japan are in the process of crafting legislation to ban Americans who have voted for Trump and yesterday, China barred a group of Baptist missionaries from entering the mainland from Hong Kong.

DJT and his entire family and staff have been granted honorary citizenship by V Putin, thus, DJT thinks that the government leadership can continue doing what they do best. 

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So-called President Trump confuses Judge James Robart With Jason Robards...

DJT, in a Twitter Storm today, states that James Robart, the 'So-Called' Federal Judge in Seattle, would be much better off sticking with his previous profession, acting. Trump went on to Tweet that Judge Jason Robards is one of the most over-rated, failed judges in history, so sad. He also added that Robart's movie, 1000 Clowns, would be a better title for his current position and for the all of the other Federal Judges who ruled against his Executive Order banning the dangerous Muslim terrorists streaming into the US.

He further Tweeted that the former actor, James Robart, seems to be re-writing the failed movie, All The President's Men, but he, DJT, will not resign because of minor problems that will soon be resolved with the failed, So-Called Federal Judges.

Joe, a Seattleite, Tweeted that, of course, Trump is confusing Judge Robart with actor Robards and that Robart is alive and well, but, sadly, actor, Jason Robards, passed away in the year 2000.

When appraised of Trump's Tweets' apparent mistaken identity, KellyAnne Conway Tweeted that she would check into Joe's Tweet to try to resolve HIS misunderstanding of Trump's Tweets and attempt to determine how an actor could have possibly become a Federal Judge.

WikiLeekZ notes that Conway seems to have forgotten an actor as President and a Reality TV show actor as So-Called President.

It looks as if we Americans may be in for another of Jason Robards' films...A Long Day's Journey Into the Night.

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Super Sunday of Silence
Feb. 5, 2017
WikiLeekZ Uncovers Citizens 2/5/17 Proclamation:
By Popular Acclaim, the Citizens of the United States do Hereby Proclaim: Sunday, February 5, 2017 as a National Day of Super Silence, Rest, Reflection and Recovery.
The Citizens of the United States Want and Need for there to be Only SILENCE Emanating From the White House. For at least one 24 hour period, it is mandated that Trump and his Minions maintain Total and Complete Radio, TV, Twitter, FaceBook and Instagram SILENCE.
White House SILENCE will allow we Citizens to retreat into the relative quiet of Super bowl Sunday football warfare, blaring T V advertisements, hyper announcers, the roaring crowd and dueling sports talking heads. What a Relief!
A National Day of Super Silence will permit our brains to shut down in splendid inactivity and allow all thoughts of the Sad, Failed, Disastrous, So-Called Presidency recede into the hidden recesses of memory and understanding…for One Blessed Day of Quietude and Calmness. This HOLY SILENCE will quietly, stealthily glide across the Land from East to West... as it Enfolds, in Its Sound-Proof, Insulated Blanket, a Feeling of Mercy Upon the Land and Its Citizenry.
We Want This. We Need This.

in Respect, WikiLeekZ Has Gone Silent 
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Super Sunday of Silence
Feb. 5, 2017
WikiLeekZ Uncovers Citizens 2/5/17 Proclamation:
By Popular Acclaim, the Citizens of the United States do Hereby Proclaim: Sunday, February 5, 2017 as a National Day of Super Silence, Rest, Reflection and Recovery.
The Citizens of the United States Want and Need for there to be Only SILENCE Emanating From the White House. For at least one 24 hour period, it is mandated that Trump and his Minions maintain Total and Complete Radio, TV, Twitter, FaceBook and Instagram SILENCE.
White House SILENCE will allow we Citizens to retreat into the relative quiet of Super bowl Sunday football warfare, blaring T V advertisements, hyper announcers, the roaring crowd and dueling sports talking heads. What a Relief!
A National Day of Super Silence will permit our brains to shut down in splendid inactivity and allow all thoughts of the Sad, Failed, Disastrous, So-Called Presidency recede into the hidden recesses of memory and understanding…for One Blessed Day of Quietude and Calmness. This HOLY SILENCE will quietly, stealthily glide across the Land from East to West... as it Enfolds, in Its Sound-Proof, Insulated Blanket, a Feeling of Mercy Upon the Land and Its Citizenry.
We Want This. We Need This.

in Respect, WikiLeekZ Has Gone Silent 

Friday, February 3, 2017

Trump’s Immigration Ban Decades Late

Feb. 3, 2017
WikiLeekZ declares Trump Immigration Ban Decades Late…

Trump's Syrian Immigration Ban was not in effect when Steve Jobs' father immigrated to the US from Syria to study.

If it had been…

No Apple without Syrian Steve Jobs

No iPhone without Apple   

No Twitter without iPhone

No Trump without Twitter

Not so bad after all

Fate’s trade off…Trump for Jobs

Jobs for Trump

The gods work in mysterious ways


Would you trade your iPhone for a different #45?

I think I'll have a drink, a Colt 45.

Zeny
Trump's Ideas Are From Dollar Store


Jan. 30, 2017
Trump Seen Shopping at DC Dollar Store

Trump Buys His Executive Orders by the Dozen...Saves Nation Big Bucks

WikiLeekZ has learned that Trump has been shopping at the Dollar store in Washington DC where he was seen buying old Executive Orders. Trump intimated to a confidant that it was way too much trouble for him to figure out all of the wording of the Executive Orders he's been forcing upon America in his first week.

The Executive Orders at the Dollar Store are found stacked in racks in the dimly lit back right corner, out of the way of the best selling items such as cotton balls, Christmas ornaments and greeting cards.

No one ever seems to check out the boxes and racks dating from the Hoover Administration ...at reduced prices, the Reagan years...the highest prices during Republican years, and of course thick research books filled with Clinton and Carter Executive Orders. Obama hasn't had a chance to gather his from all of the shoe boxes he stored under his bed. There are no Bush E O's to be found because Bush 44 has been using his for painting Laura and the dog and he convinced his Dad to give him all of his extras for his paintings.

Trump started shopping at the Dollar Store after he exhausted the entire supply of primo, high concept Executive Orders which he bought online at Overstocked. He used those writings as ideas during his long campaign.

Trump has been seen lately biting his nails and drumming his fingers on the Oval Office desk, looking nervous as he contemplates his Presidency when the Dollar Store Executive Orders are all gone. The thought of carrying out a box of Herbert Hoover E O's frightens him.

Zeny

YOU'RE FIRED!

Jan. 30, 2017
Trump mistakes Acting AG and DOJ for The Apprentice TV show

WikiLeekZ learns that on Monday night, Trump first fired Sally Yates, the attorney he recently placed as Acting AG and then, fired the head of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency; thus, setting a Trump record for firings on one TV program episode, the United States government, that is.

For years, Trump has been burning jealous of disgraced President Richard M Nixon who held the record of firings in one episode, the Saturday Night Massacre. Nixon fired independent Prosecutor, Archibald Cox and then watched in glee as AG Elliot Richardson resigned as did Deputy AG Don Rucklehouse. Nixon scored a 3 fer.

What is now being referred to as the Monday Night Episode, Trump got to say "You're fired"! to 2 officials within hours.
"How'd I do", Trump asked Bannon, his dark side, sidekick. "Saying, You're Fired again, felt great".

"Well, Mr President, you hold the record for Monday Night firings...that's not bad for just your 8th day...another record, by the way. It took Tricky Dick years to achieve that level of success and  fame".
"You know, Stevie, that's a pretty good beginning and just think, I've got years and years to do great things".

"We've got years, Donnie".

"Stevie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".

Just 3 years and 357 days to go!? Can't wait.
Zeny
 The twilight Zone of Alternative Facts



January 24, 2017

Twilight Zone

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone! ...Opening narration, Season 2

....A man, an old man wearing a white robe can be seen walking along a deserted highway at sunset. He is carrying a sign, the sign, written in gold and red letters, reads...

"THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS".

"WE INTEND TO TO TELL THE TRUTH" “I think sometimes we can disagree with the facts. There are certain things that we may not fully understand when we come out, but our intention is never to lie to you.” Jan. 23, 2017

Another man approaches. He's dressed in a suit and tie. The lectern he is burdened with has the Great Seal of the United States emblazoned on the front. The name written on the  placard of the lectern reads Sean Spicer.

He pauses and asks the robed man a question. Upon hearing the answer, the man carrying the lectern throws it to the side of the road and joins the man with a white robe. They see a sign ahead. It reads

"THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE"

Today Thoughts for Study 
Jan. 22, 2017 KELLYANNE CONWAY: Don't be so overly dramatic about it, Chuck. What-- You're saying it's a falsehood. And they're giving Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that. But the point remains--                                                                                                                        CHUCK TODD: Wait a minute-- Alternative facts?

You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter their facts to fit their views.  Dr Who Jan 22 1977 40 years to the day before Conway's Alternative Facts

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.  Daniel Patrick Moynihan

War is peace.       Freedom is slavery.  Ignorance is strength    Orwell 1984

Power is tearing human minds to pieces and putting them together again in new shapes of your own choosing.


.......Doublethink is the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them..........the answer to Trumps contradictions             1984. Orwell
Trump's 4th Marriage

January 23, 2017
WikiLeekZ in talks with Constitutionalists.

Trumps in wedding vows with 300+ million Americans..

On Jan 20, 2017, DJT, in his Inaugural Address stated 'FROM THIS DAY FORWARD..', for better or worse, for richer or poorer and in sickness and health, YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.

What Constitutional scholars are pointing out is that there are 'divorce' escape clauses in the US Constitution that allow for Presidential divorces by its citizens. They also point out that Trump did not include the admonition to love, cherish and obey, thus relieving the citizens of the US of that onerous burden.

These Constitutional lawyers, including A. Tribe, also reminded WikiLeekZ that the 300+ million Americans have not all signed the marriage documents, thus calling into question the legitimacy of the union for those who have not yet signed the document.

The Constitutionalists also pose the theory that the millions of women and men marchers objecting to the union the following day, many in the same city where Trump declared the union, may have a case that, at least for those citizens, they would not have to be a part of that Trumpian Union.

Considering the many times Trump has recited the marriage vows, one would think that he may have considered all of the ramifications. On the other hand, it's possible that Trump knows that either party may opt for a 'divorce'. So, when Trump truly realizes that not everyone one has chosen to obey, cherish or love him, he may find it much less stressful and rewarding to be less scrutinized as the country will just be happy to be out of a bad relationship.

Right now, as WikiLeekZ goes to press, the citizens of the US are lawyering up.


Zeny

Alec Baldwin to Play Trump in Movies


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January 24, 2017
Alec Baldwin Inks Deal With MGM


WikiLeekZ has learned today from our Hollywood reporter that Alec Baldwin has signed on to reprise his SNL role as Donald J Trump for 4 movies to be made within this coming 4 year period. Baldwin's salary is confidential, but it is assumed that these films will put him into Trump's net worth territory. That salary will be donated to Planned Parenthood and will soon be revealed by the real, factual WikiLeaks. Planned Parenthood is skeptical that the amount will help bigly.

The first film is rumored to be titled   1984 Revisited.

KellyAnne Conway has pushed back furiously on the proposed project saying that the President would rather have Robert Redford or Sean Connery play his character.

Baldwin responded that perhaps KellyAnne got it all wrong and that the movie deal story may possibly, perhaps be in fact, an Alternative Fact, in fact.

The second film's tentative title is   12 Angry Men Revisited. Casting is still going on for the characters Melania, Pence, Ivana and Steve Bannon and many others.
Casting directors are reviewing many films including The Stepford Wives, V for Vendetta and Batman for character development and makeup.

Coming soon to a theatre near you!

Zeny
Groundhog Retreats Into Den


Feb. 2, 2017
Dateline Punxsutawney, PA
Filed From WikiLeekZ PA reporter, Punxsutawney Phyllis...

American Icon, Punxsutawney Phil, crept slowly from his den in Pennsylvania and read the glaring headlines in the local Punxsutawney Spirit newspaper...'Trump Threatens to Send Troops to Mexico', and quickly retreated back into his cozy, safe den.

A few minutes later, Phil tossed a paw-written note onto the icy ground. It was written in Groundhogese, a language that among all assembled correspondents, only I, an Honorary Groundhog could interpret.

"To all Groundhogs and Americans: what the #%+=...@&?! Is going on? What's up with you people? Don't let one person attempt to change the 200+ years of democratic principles fought for and won by activists, soldiers, politicians, artists, Groundhogs, and ordinary citizens without questioning every single ignorant, misinformed, bigoted and childish thought of this new person".

"I'm retreating to write my beliefs and opinions and then, from the platform I have gained over more than 100 years, scatter my statements on the ground to be found and spread across the nation by good, intelligent, thoughtful citizens, and Groundhogs. Why not Groundhogs? Our race has been here longer that the Pilgrims and if truth be known, longer than whom you term, the Native Americans".

"So, citizens and Groundhogs all, rise up from your homes and dens; write, gather, organize and let your representatives know that what is happening is not right. Tell them you're Mad As Hell and You're Not Going To Take It Any Longer". Who does he think he is, a Groundhog trapper? Who does he think we are, shrinking violets?"

"A little known fact is that we Groundhogs love violets".


"See you soon. The sun will shine and spring will come one day".
Punxsutawney Phil....

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Sanctuary Cities Bar Trump


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WikiLeekZ obtained an advance copy this morning of The Associated Sanctuary Cities of America press release outlining their plans to bar President Donald J Trump from entering their associated cities until he completed their Extreme Vetting Protocol.

The Extreme Vetting Protocol includes such tests as:

An IQ test

A completed form explicitly describing each marriage, affair & one night stand the applicant has indulged in. ( this form is to weed out serial creeps)

A copy of the past 3 years Federal Income Taxes

A full and complete listing of all lies, prevarications, untruths and falsehoods the applicant has been caught in

A full and complete accounting of lawsuits and judgments found against applicant

A list (if any) of character references

The smile test. Applicants must prove that they smile or are capable of smiling at least once a day and provide such proof

The Associated Sanctuary Cities Protocol must be filled out in advance and approved before applicants begin flying, driving, training or cycling to each city.

WikiLeekZ has also learned that major capitals throughout the world are contacting The Sanctuary Cities Association about details of implementation of their Extreme Vetting Protocol.

The SCA has also stated that associates and Trump family members will have to complete the forms as well and file their travel plans in advance.

Zeny


WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game

Sanctuary Cities Bar Trump
WikiLeekZ obtained an advance copy this morning of The Associated Sanctuary Cities of America press release outlining their plans to bar President Donald J Trump from entering their associated cities until he completed their Extreme Vetting Protocol.

The Extreme Vetting Protocol includes such tests as:

An IQ test

A completed form explicitly describing each marriage, affair & one night stand the applicant has indulged in. ( this form is to weed out serial creeps)

A copy of the past 3 years Federal Income Taxes

A full and complete listing of all lies, prevarications, untruths and falsehoods the applicant has been caught in

A full and complete accounting of lawsuits and judgements found against applicant

A list (if any) of character references

The smile test. Applicants must prove that they smile or are capable of smiling at least once a day and provide such proof

The Associated Sanctuary Cities Protocol must be filled out in advance and approved before applicants begin flying, driving, training or cycling to each city.

WikiLeekZ has also learned that major capitals throughout the world are contacting The Sanctuary Cities Association about details of implementation of their Extreme Vetting Protocol.

The SCA has also stated that associates and Trump family members will have to complete the forms as well and file their travel plans in advance.

Zeny


Trump to Auction Off Statue of Liberty....


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From AP...Trump to Halt Refugee Immigration for 4 months...


Exclusive from WikiLeekZ:

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. The wretched refuse from your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, the tempest-tossed to me. I lift my lamp beside the golden door"...Emma Lazarus          Chiseled on Statue of Liberty

WikiLeekZ has been passed information from Trump's inner circle by a person who had his first kiss from high on the Statue of Liberty in New York harbor.

Proposed Trump 2017 Executive Order #2,876

I, Donald John Trump, son of Fred Trump, pioneer Queens real estate developer, with the power invested in the office of the President of the United States, hereby decrees that the Statue of Liberty, located on Liberty Island, NYC, shall be placed in auction on July 4, 2017. It has become clear to me and others I know, that since my Inauguration, the inscription no longer applies to the America First, United States.

"How can America be First when millions of wretched, tired, poor masses invade America from their teeming shores?

Anyway, the sale will help fund the Wall just as proceeds from my sanctioned  sales of the Plymouth Rock, the Golden Gate Bridge and Independence Hall have. And, since they are very old and no longer in use, I plan to sell the Constitution, Declaration of Independence and the Great Law of Peace...the Constitution of the Iroquois Nation. All told, after commission is paid, the Wall will be paid for prior to completion."

"Would somebody wipe those tears from Lady Liberty's eyes?"

"By the way, the President casually remarked, Don, Jr is handling all sales and, as a Patriot, has graciously reduced his fee from 60% to 47% of gross".

Zeny


WikiLeekZ


January 24, 2017

Alec Baldwin Inks Deal With MGM


WikiLeekZ has learned today from our Hollywood reporter that Alec Baldwin has signed on to reprise his SNL role as Donald J Trump for 4 movies to be made within this coming 4 year period. Baldwin's salary is confidential, but it is assumed that these films will put him into Trump's net worth territory. That salary will be donated to Planned Parenthood and will soon be revealed by the real, factual WikiLeaks. Planned Parenthood is skeptical that the amount will help bigly.

The first film is rumored to be titled   1984 Revisited.

Kelly Anne Conway has pushed back furiously on the proposed project saying that the President would rather have Robert Redford or Sean Connery play his character.

Baldwin responded that perhaps Kelly Anne got it all wrong and that the movie deal story may possibly, perhaps be in fact, an Alternative Fact, in fact.

The second film's tentative title is   12 Angry Men Revisited. Casting is still going on for the characters Melania, Pence, Ivana and Steve Bannon and many others.
Casting directors are reviewing many films including The Stepford Wives, V for Vendetta and Batman for character development and makeup.

Coming soon to a theatre near you!

Zeny
WikiLeekZ



The Emperor and the Amen Corner


Yesterday morning, the President walked into the Oval Office wearing a long red tie, black socks and a red baseball hat emblazoned with THE EMPEROR.

Priebus, Conway, Kushner and Spicer looked up from their briefing books, saw that he had no clothes except for a hat, tie and socks, and in unison, said "Good morning, Mr President"

"Good morning staff, isn't it a bit chilly in here"? He asked.

"Yes, it is", they answered together."

"What's everyone staring at", Trump asked.

"Uh, it's your hat, Mr President, it's a very nice red color. Nice tie too, very good that it's so looong" they recited together.

"Yeah, Eric had it made especially for me. He trade marked the design, so I'll be the only one in America to have one".

"Won't you please have a seat, sir?", the chorus almost begged him.

Trump sat down and began shuffling papers in an off handed way, not paying attention to anything in particular, even those marked in fire engine red with LOOK AT THIS NOW!, received no attention.

"Hey, would someone get me a fur towel or something? This chair is freezing my ass off. And would someone turn up the heat and get me a hot tea"?

The staff was slightly more comfortable now, but not entirely. They could not avert their gazes at the President, sitting behind that historic desk, gazing at a big, pasty, white mass of flesh, a red hat on top of orange hair and a bright red tie. They couldn't see the socks, nor were they going to look under the table.They were so transfixed that they didn't notice Barron as he entered the room.

"Hey Dad, you don't have any clothes on".

"Of course he does" KellyAnne retorted, "now just run along".

Barron backed out of the Oval Office looking alternately at his dad and the staff with a puzzled look on his face.

After Barron left, Trump declared..."great job staff, you all get a raise. You passed my test. You didn't disagree with anything I said or did and that's the way I want it...just like you've all done since I declared. Now, let's get down to business; how can we best market and make money from this Emperor hat"?

"It's still cold in here, would someone turn up the heat"?

Zeny