Monday, April 10, 2017

WikiLeekZ has just received an advance copy of the ABMTA Press Release.

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The American Bomb Manufactures Trade Association (ABMTA), issues the following Press release today in the wake of the Tomahawk Missile attack on the Syrian air base:

As the largest trade association in the world in terms of munitions manufactured, sales to corrupt, dangerous dictators and others and, most importantly, the most babies, women and civilian men killed, we are surprised and offended (and our feelings hurt) at the Trump response to mere dozens of kids and women exterminated in the recent Syrian Sarin gas attack.

Our bombs, shells, grenades and mines have wiped out at least a thousand times more humans than this latest gas attack in Syrian in the past 5 years. In addition, my god, Trump should see the mayhem a barrel bomb causes to a peaceful village. The victims are, for the most part, shredded to pieces immediately and the blood and the body parts!…Trump should see those stills and videos. We can supply films and videos to the president from our vast treasure trove of bombing disasters the ABMTA has collected over the last 100 years. Just ask.

It is our sincere feeling that should the president view, in depth, the disasters and pain and suffering our munitions cause, he would say that ‘nobody knew such horrible things could happen to little babies and children, innocent children”.

And then, he would act as he did recently with another round of missiles, which would make the ABMTA very pleased and would put us, belatedly, on the same high status as the chemical warfare crowd.

WikiLeekZ has reached out to the American Warfare Chemical Society for comment…The AWCS issued a response which read in part …

“the ABMTA should immediately close their windows and start examining their heating and air conditioning units. They also may want to make a buying trip to the local Army used equipment store and pick up a supply of gas masks”!

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