Trump to donate to Texas

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Trump arrived in Corpus Christi wearing the white “45/USA” hat that’s available for $40 on his own website,  shop.donaldjtrump.com. This marks the third time in four days that the president has worn on-sale campaign merchandise during events related to Harvey, including two previous meetings for which the White House released photographs.  Jamie Feldman,  Huffpost

In a Press Statement, the White House declared that...

Trump to donate 10% of sales total from sale of his hat to his Foundation. The 10% will be used to purchase Trump Water and shipped to Houston on Trump Trucks at a 10% discount…all to be billed to FEMA.

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In Texas, today, Trump intends to prove Fake Climate Scientists wrong

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In a statement released at midnight, climate change deniers, Donald Trump and Texas Governor Abbott declared that in their opinions, all of the climate scientists predicting unprecedented flooding in the Houston area are spreading Fake News meant to destroy the American economy.

In 2015, Gov. Abbott joined 15 other governors in rejecting the conclusion of 97 percent of climate scientists: that climate change is real and caused by human activities and, despite 60 federal disaster declarations in Texas since 2011, Gov. Abbott has continually questioned the science of climate change.

Trump plans to tour south Texas with Abbott on Tuesday to prove once and for all that 97% of climate scientists are pushing Fake Science to the Fake News outlets such as NYT and CNN.

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Trump Keeps His Drain the Swamp Promise

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Today, Trump made big strides in draining the Washington Swamp. 

Sebastian Gorka is gone from the White House joining recently fired Steve Bannon and disgraced Mike Flynn who began the sewerage removal project. 

To throw some red meat to his Nazi pals, he also pardoned Joe Arpaio today in a move to test out America’s stomach for pardons sure to come.

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Trump channells his best Dr Henry Jekyll and the evil Edward Hyde.

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Last night in Phoenix, Trump continued his recent presentations of head-scratching schizophrenic performances.

In his first act after Charlottesville he played both Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, after which he sent out a White House statement of a moderated Dr Jekyll.

In his follow-up infrastructure news conference, Trump reverted to a full-on rendition of the evil Mr Hyde. On the heels of that debacle, he made a statement worthy of a somewhat moderated Dr Jeykll.

And in Phoenix last night, that act was followed by an enthusiastically received, over the top, Mr Hyde bravura recitation. After that ‘Triumph of the Will’-like fever-pitched take down of the news media, Dr Jekyll came out of nowhere to further confuse America.

The question WikiLeekZ poses to our country is: Is Trump playing Good Cop/Bad Cop; channeling Robert Louis Stevenson’s The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde or is Trump simply a narcissistic, nut case schizophrenic that needs help right now before he blows up the planet?

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Donald Trump and EPA chief deny existence of So-Called Eclipse.

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The EPA this morning, issued a press release stating that the so-called Eclipse, scheduled to take place across the USA later today is a Hoax.  Pruitt, in the release stated “the much publicized so-called eclipse is simply a Fake News story concocted by the left wing press, so-called climate scientists and ‘Lyin’ Hillary”.

To prove the point, Pruitt cited the president, who told Pruitt that “I heard from a lot of people and saw on Fox News that the whole ‘eclipse thing’ is a distraction to take away from my great election victory when I received more votes than anyone in history”.

To prove their point, Trump and Pruitt will meet on the White House South lawn and stare at the sun.

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Trump rejected General Kelly’s plea that he enlist Ananya Vinay, 12, of Fresno, Calif., the 2017 National Spelling Bee champion to proof read his Tweets.

In his Aug. 19th Tweet, Trump tweeted:

“Our great country has been divided for decade, but it will come together again. Sometimes protest is needed in order to heel, and heel we will!”

Trump told the General that he meant to write Heel and if our great country doesn’t Heel, he’ll “call out the National Guard”.

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Great Girther

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Nuclear power chief plots for regime change of crazy leader....

The Leader of one of the nine nuclear powers is studying options to effect a regime change in a nuclear power country which has a leader he deem a dangerous man who his hand on the nuclear trigger.

WikiLeekZ has learned the Kim Jung Un has completed plans to remove the dangerous and unpredictable Donald Trump from his seat of power.

Kim has cleverly deduced that if he can induce Trump to continue eating junk food and keep on gaining weight, as Trump has the past 6 months, he will soon pass away of natural causes.

His ingenious plan is to overtly challenge Trump to a weight-gaining contest in an effort to become the World's Greatest Girther. The winner will be declared THE GREAT GIRTHER MAN and will be entitled to free meals...all you can eat, at any fast food joint in the USA or N Korea.

Burger King, McDonald's and KFC, among others, have agreed to sponsor the contest guaranteeing them that Kim will not rain nuclear fire down upon their restaurants.

In a poll recently conducted by WikiLeekZ, 79.2% of US citizens and 98.54% of those polled in N Korea are hoping for a photo finish.

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A Trump Statue

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A WikiLeekZ Exclusive…

The Alt-Right, KKK, Aryan Brotherhood and other Make America White Again groups are taking up collections to place a statue of Trump in Central Park, NYC, Trump’s hometown.

The statue will feature Trump, sporting a Make America White Again hat, astride a GOP elephant charging ahead holding a sword and bearing the Confederate and Nazi flags.

Steve Bannon and David Duke will be trailing Trump on a single, lowly donkey.

A plaque inscribed with the words…”Blood and Soil” will be placed at the base of the monumental sculpture. It’s legal because Trump, Inc owns the "Blood and Soil" trademark.

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For Shame, Shame on Our Dear Leader

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In the light of Der Leader's recent remarks at today's press conference, WikiLeekZ fully anticipates and expects mass resignations from Trump's Cabinet, staff and honest, forthright condemnation from Republican office-holders tomorrow morning.

Why would those entrusted to guiding our nation continue serving such a really horrible, bigoted, dangerous person? If they do not fully condemn The Dear Leader as elected and appointed government representatives, they do not deserve to be re-elected nor should they walk around the country without being called out, shamed  and reviled by every American citizen. Yes, WikiLeekZ certainly anticipates that occurring.

If Cabinet members do not resign with the strongest possible words of condemnation of Trump, they do not deserve our respect and should be questioned and chastised at every public event in which they participate.

Der Leader should not be able to wiggle out of his press conference performance and the words he spoke today.

A few CEO's have recently, publicly resigned while condemning Trump's anti-democratic public statements. Good for them, they and their companies have escaped being tarred with the vile stench of Der Trump's administration.

WikiLeekZ can only imagine what thoughts Trump spews to his fellow Nazi sympathizers in the dark of night and to whom he listens and what he hears, in turn.

As WikiLeekZ wrote recently, we'll see what happens.

WikiLeekZ and Our nation weeps today for the loss of moral clarity and lack of human decency emanating from the nation's house, the White House. Heil to the Chief!

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WikiLeekZ breaks down Our Dear Leader’s Charlottesville response.

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“We condemn in the strongest possible terms”

Our dear leader doesn’t say…I condemn, he says We condemn…this puts Trump into a larger, non-specific cohort in which he is just a part. 

And, he does not specify how he condemns “in the strongest possible terms”

 this egregious behavior” nor to whom he is referring

 What are his strongest possible terms?…perhaps how he condemns Putin for annexing Crimea?

Why doesn’t he say… I condemn totally and without reservation all of the right wing, alt right, KKK and other such un-American Hate groups who came to Charlottesville with hatred, violence and bigotry in their hearts and what passes for their minds.

“on many sides”

No, so-called President Trump, The violence was born from the mass of would-be Nazis who came to demonstrate in favor of you and what you represent. The violence was generated by the alt-right hoard of dispossessed, low information, uneducated men and women who are heartened by the racist, bigoted, dog whistle authoritarian leadership you have engaged in for years.

The violence and hatred was on one side only…your side. It was generated by the marchers who ostensibly came to Charlottesville to protest the removal of the statue of Robert E Lee. Your side came armed with guns and rifles, Nazi flags, bats and shields in order to cause a Brown Shirted, Kristallnacht confrontation. They knew they’d get cover from you and your alt right advisors Bannon, Miller and Gorka and they were right.

Of course you didn’t condemn the hate-filled crowd; you don’t want to lose their support or their votes in the 2020 election. Or if you run into deep trouble with Mueller, the courts or Congress, you feel secure that you can always count on more Brown Shirt Kristallnacht confrontations to cause even more chaos in the country.

“It’s been going on for a long time in our country, not Donald Trump, not Barack Obama. It’s been going on for a long, long time.”

Yes King Donald, it has been going on for a long time. This racist element in our country has been rampant…anti-union, slavery, lynching, anti-Semitic, the destruction of the Native Americans and more. But, this type of thought and behavior has been condemned and has been generally relegated to the lower ranges of a free democracy.

But you, King Donald, beginning with your Birtherism and continuing through your hate-filled screeds of Muslims have unleashed, once again, the ugliest chambers of hate-filled hearts and minds.

You have shown your true self once again. Will the nation allow you another free pass? We’ll see.

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WikiLeekZ has uncovered a first draft of off the cuff remarks that King Donald may be making between the 18^th and 19^th holes at Bedminster. General Mattis threw it, crumpled, up into the locker room trash can where our Bedminster reporter found it.  The draft begins with a press report of King Donald’s statement of yesterday…

U.S. President Donald Trump on Friday threatened military intervention in Venezuela   Kentucky, a surprise escalation in Washington’s response to Venezuela’s the Trump/McConnell/Health Care political crisis.

“The people are suffering and they are dying. We have many options for Venezuela   Kentucky including a possible military option if necessary,” Trump told reporters.

“We don’t talk about it but a military operation - a military option - is certainly something that we could pursue,” Trump said.

“Health care is getting out of hand and McConnell must go” Trump continued.

“And I even haven’t mentioned North Korea… Arizona. What about Arizona with its aging, so-called hero/Senator. We could wipe out Arizona in mere minutes. I won’t tolerate any more threats from Flake or McCain. One more threat from those 2 nut cases and Arizona is toast. They’ll understand what Fire and Fury; real power, is all about”!


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WikiLeekZ has learned from an employee at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey that The Donald watched the Game of Thrones Sunday night…watched it twice, in fact. The employee said that Trump was particularly interested in the Spoils of War battle scene.

After GoT finished, Trump was overheard talking with show producer, David Benioff, inquiring about the immediate availability of Dragons. In addition, Trump wondered if Daenerys and Drogon’s contracts would allow them to do another gig.

WikiLeekZ surmises that Trump must have been satisfied with the answer because the next day, in reference to North Korea, he stated that “they will be met with fire, fury and frankly power, the likes of which this world has never seen before.”

WikiLeekZ has to admit that Dragons, Fire, Power and Fury go hand in hand and when was the last time anyone on earth has seen the likes of Drogon?

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Trump Trumpets Terrific Triumphs in Sixth Month Tweets

King Donald, in at Twitter Storm of odd but sincere Tweets today, crowed about his many amazing record-smashing feats of political legerdemain in his first 180 days in office. In a continuous stream of tweet after tweet, Trump listed his great historical achievements at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Maybe the greatest in History!

The salient points follow as sent out by the White House Press Office:

The President of the US, Donald J Trump has, in his first six months, set or caused to be set the following Presidential records…

Most leaks in presidential history

Most rounds of golf played

Most Mulligans on and off the golf course

Most travels away from WH for vacations

Most intimate, candlelight meetings with V Putin

Shortest tenure of National Security Advisor...Mike Flynn                                                                      

Most verified lies, falsehoods and prevarications ever, by anyone in the world, by a factor of 9 cubed

Most sudden departures of Communications Directors ...2                                                                    

Least time at the position of Chief of Staff...6 months.   Preibus

Most on-the-record profanity by White House staffer...Scarramucci

Most lawyers hired by President and staff for impending indictments...TBD...ongoing hires

Most uncomfortable family dinner table discussions

Most post-presidential election campaign speeches/rallies

Most high level administrative positions unfilled...500+

Most Deputy AG's and FBI Directors fired w/o cause...2. Yates & Comey

1st ever rebuke from the Boy Scouts of America for speech to 40K scouts...King Donald

And…The WH, as an aggregate, ate more Mar a Lago chocolate cake than any other seat of power in the world

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