Trump Gets Advance Copy of Montreal Mental Test

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WikiLeekZ learned that President Trump received an advance copy of the Montreal test recently administered to him.

In a Watergate-style operation, 2 Cabinet secretaries, who requested anonymity, conducted a midnight raid into the NIH and left with a test copy that was left ‘inadvertently’ on the desk of Dr Ronny Jackson.

Since the caper took place 2 weeks before Trump’s exam, he had plenty of time to study up on the questions. A high-powered intellectual team composed of Betsy DeVoss, Roy Moore and Sarah Sanders tutored the president. They were sworn to silence and made to sign a non-disclosure contract, almost exactly like the one written for and signed by Stormy Daniels.

The recent ‘Executive Time’ listed on Trump’s s schedule was actually his test prep time...3 hours a day for almost 2 weeks. WikiLeekZ has discovered that Trump make great strides-going from a test score of -14 to a high of +7 on the Montreal test…out of a possible 30 points.

The NSA was called in to improve test scores and devised a strategy. They loaded all of the questions and answers on to ‘Notes’ on Trump’s iPhone (which, for security reasons, he was allowed to have at all times). Trump, on the pretense of national security, consulted his phone before answering every question except the one identifying a lion, camel and rhino...he was very proud of those 3 correct answers.

So, after all, we do have a ‘stable genius’ as president and we can all rest easy.

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#We2 Clinton/Trump 2020!

WikiLeekZ has been handed a transcript of a recent call by Melania to Hillary

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Last week, First Lady Melania Trump placed a call to former First Lady Hillary Clinton and asked...’what did you do, how did you ever handle it’?

‘I beat the crap out of him...below the shoulders, of course’, Clinton answered

‘I already did that, why do you think Donald spent 4 hours at the doctor’s office last week? What should I do? You put up with all of that stuff for years too’.

Clinton responded ‘you need something to distract you...how about Tillerson’s job- Secretary of State, he wants out’! I had fun and got to travel all over the world at government expense.

‘I need to be home more for Barron’.

Clinton then said, ‘how about we run the country? Hil & Mel 2020...#We2 ...the Future is NOW!

After we win we can send them both away on silly tasks and we can have the run of the White House and you won’t have to put up with his ‘difficult’ adult kids.

We’ll get the women and lefty votes and there’ll be enough Trump supporters that will vote the name to put us over the top.

Clinton/Trump 2020...A Women’s place is in the House, the White House! #We2

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Trump Scores a Perfect A+ for Actions

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According to a recent leek from the Kremlin, President Trump has scored an A+ grade from Vladimir Putin for the way in which he’s handled the FBI and DOJ in regard to the ‘Russian Thing’.

Putin, in a recent telephone call to Trump, congratulated him for his purges of the FBI and DOJ…drawing a straight line comparison of Realpolitik to the Stalinist purges, McCarthyism, the Nixon Saturday Night Massacre and Putin’s  Nouveau-Stalinism.

Putin’s  praised Trump by reciting Trump’s strong disregard of traditional American legal principles by firing Acting Attorney General Sally Yates, FBI Director James Comey, trying to fire Robert Mueller and pressuring Andrew McCabe for early departure and now, having his sights set on the removal of Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein. Putin also noted the many other high ranking FBI and Department of Justice dismissals and transfers as well as his bullying of AG Sessions to do his bidding.

Putin expressed his Great Admiration of Trump’s slow motion purges of nearly all of the individuals who have led the investigation into so-called Russian interference in the 2016 American elections and Trump’s complicity in the elections.

Soon, Putin will bestow upon our Dear Leader, Donald J Trump, the Hero of the Russian Federation, the Russian’s highest award honoring service and devotion to the Motherland. At that ceremony, Putin will announce that free Russian language classes will be compulsory for all Americans and Borscht will be mandatory on all USA restaurant menus.

The Senate and House Republican elected officials and Trump Cabinet members were among the first Americans to sign up for the free Russian language classes.

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Trump Shoots for Wilt’s Record

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Donald J. Trump is looking forward to besting Wilt Chamberlain’s reputed record of sexual encounters with more than 1000 people.

In an exclusive WikiLeekZ interview with a really pissed off Melania Trump, the First Lady told WikiLeekZ…

That’s all Donald talks about. He’s obsessed with the idea of holding the record and when Wolf’s Fire and Fury came out, he went ballistic upon reading that his attorney Kasowitz paid off a hundred women. (Actually, someone read it to him).

It was many more, bragged Donald

Donald confided to me that winning that title from Wilt is more important to him than winning the presidency or eating 3 Big Macs.

The First lady continued…I didn’t have the heart to tell him that he is far behind Casanova, the Marquis de Sade and Catherine the Great. The other thing is that Donald included a number of men in his totals and we all know that they only count half and if you pay for it, people tell me that those count for only 25% of an encounter.

The kicker in this all is that Melania confided that even though her husband paid huge amounts of hush money to so many young women, he rarely had sex with them.

That hair medication,* Propecia, has affected him for years before I even knew him. I guess he decided that having hair was even more important than sex for him. One of my friends, the wife of his best friend, told me that they just sat half-dressed on the edge of the bed at one of his hotels while he told her how great he was; probably the greatest human being to ever walk the earth. It’s So Sad, so very Sad.

It’s all in his mind, he’s delusional and will never achieve his most cherished goal…to be thought as better the the big black man, Wilt the Stilt.

*Propecia Common Side Effects

• Decreased interest in sexual intercourse
• inability to have or keep an erection
• loss in sexual ability, desire, drive, or performance

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Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump                                                                         “I will be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned”

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Newz Flash!  WikiLeekZ has discovered a carbon copy list of Trump’s proposed Fake Newz awards in an Oval Office trash can…

2018   Trump FAKE NEWZ AWARDS...according to Trump

New York Times               for writing that the sky is blue and the sun will rise tomorrow…when in fact, it was a grey cloudy day in WDC today and because of the clouds, NO ONE saw the sun rise…FAKE NEWZ! NOT TRUE

Washington Post             For reporting that I lied a total of 1628 times the past year... as of Nov 17…when in fact, the number was only 1602 times in which I lied or gave out untrue statements FAKE NEWZ! The other 26 times I just prevaricated, fibbed, dissembled, deceived, faked, mislead, tricked, distorted, fabricated, fooled, duped and conned..no lies!

MSNBC Which reported that I fired Comey, Flynn, Scaramucci, Spicer,John Doe, Priebus, Bannon, Tom Price, Gorka and Sally Yates…NOT TRUE! FAKE NEWZ! again…I did not fire John Doe, I asked General Kelly to fire him.

Buzz Feed           Which reported that in room 407 of the Moscow Ritz Carlton, I indulged in water sports with a couple of prostitutes. FAKE NEWZ!  NOT TRUE on 2 accounts. I was in was room 704 and I employed 3 beautiful ladies for a round of golden showers, not two!

CNN     Reported that I called Africa and Haiti Shithole places. NOT TRUE! FAKE NEWZ!  CNN only told part of the story.  I also referred to Puerto Rico and Mexico as Shithole places…WRONG AGAIN.

Wall Street Journal      reported that my attorney, Michael Cohen, paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 hush money before the election to keep quiet about our tryst. FAKE NEWZ! NOT TRUE! I’m a great negotiator and only paid $127,000 and a pair of my tighty-whities.

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President A**hole wants to limit immigration from what he called “Shithole countries”

                                    

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Yesterday, Chief American Racist A**hole wants to stop “Shithole countries” from sending their citizens to America and suggested we send them back.

WikiLeekZ seeks to school Stupid President A**hole about Shithole Countries:

Immigrants historically immigrated to America from shithole-like countries because of what were undeniably countries with multiple problems, just as today. The reasons varied but are familiar today... 

Germany...War, poverty, lack of religious freedom, lack of jobs, civil unrest, terrible hardships

Ireland...Famine and starvation, severe unemployment, civil unrest, inconceivable hardship

Sweden...Severe Crop failures, lack of industrial jobs and farmlands

Italy...Extreme Poverty, over-population, natural disasters’, crime

Jews...One guess

WikiLeekZ posits that all of the above countries and others were, at times, ‘Shithole Countries’ and sent millions of immigrants to America. In fact, both of Trump’s parent’s families emigrated from “Shithole Countries”.

Can we selectively send Some One Back?

If you or your forbears came from a Shithole Country, WikiLeekZ suggests you let your representatives know that you are proud of those countries and demand that the Racist, A**hole so-called President apologize to African countries and Haiti.

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